I Scream Into The Void

Shrub could survive Resident Evil but Leon would not survive Empires smp

Princess Gem falls asleep first at the sleepover. Once she’s unconscious, waking her any time before sunrise is impossible. Trying to wake Gem or otherwise mess with her while she’s sleeping has become a recurring game in any ruler sleepovers

fwhip and gem are the exact same height but they both try to look taller than the other by wearing shoes with taller heels. gem won by wearing her Giant Wizard Hat

Pirate Joe does not know of the existence of skeletons beyond the fact that they’re monsters. His knowledge of anatomy is non-existent to the point where he thinks that skeletons in graves or decomposing bodies are just skeletons desecrating people’s memories and remains. The rest of the emperors think it’s a bit, so they go along with it. It’s not.

False left to buy milk and cigarettes.

The crown was completely fake, Pix just knew that as the resident historian, no one else would be able to tell its worthlessness. It is made from cardboard and those plastic gems you can get from the dollar store

Jimmy used to be human, but he was cursed into being a toy as punishment for becoming a cop

There was no curse. It was all a placebo effect and a coincidental drought making plants dry up

Scott had Owen turned into a human to try and beat the furry allegations (it’s not working)

Oli’s son is distantly related to the Qsmp eggs