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Citra: Citra couldn’t decide between five different costume ideas, so she has to throw something together last minute. She goes to Spirit Halloween and buys a Breath Of The Wild Link costume and calls it a day. Rowan: Rowan goes as the grim reaper, thinking he’s making a statement

Faraday/Curie: Faraday and Curie go as something matching, probably peanut butter (Faraday) and jelly (Curie) or Woody and Bo Peep. If all else fails, they just go as a dad and a mom. Goddard: Goddard goes as himself Rand: Rand wears one of those, like... unnecessarily sexy costumes? Really any of them work for her, but I feel like a sexy green M&M fits best.

Volta: Volta was invited to the party but he stayed home and is eating Butterfingers in a long t shirt and nothing else while crying.

Chomsky: Chomsky is wearing a Charizard speedo and that is it. Everyone refuses to look at him. 

Xenocrates: Xenocrates goes as a sumo wrestler. He didn’t even need the inflatable suit. 

Tyger: Tyger wears either a fursuit or one of those inflatable dinosaur costume.

Thunderhead: Thunderhead goes naked. It is above clothing as it has no physical form. 

Possuelo: Possuelo goes as a chimpanzee. I am not taking criticism on this opinion. 

Greyson/Jeri: These two go as Bert (Jeri) and Ernie (Greyson). 

Purity: Purity goes in what is essentially BDSM gear and gets sent to the corner of shame with Chomsky. Then they eat all the Twizzlers. 

Constantine: Constantine wears a cowboy hat and calls it good. 

Supreme Blade Kahlo: She goes as her Patron Historic.

Brahms: He goes as Rick from Rick and Morty. 

Morrison: He forgets about the party until Loriana reminds him about it, so he just finds multiple parts from costumes past and tries to throw something together last minute. 

Astrid: She either goes as a nun or a ghost. 

Loriana: Loriana goes as a teacher

Munira: Munira also goes as a teacher, and accuses Loriana of stealing her costume idea

Mendoza: Mendoza goes as either Joe Biden or Donald Trump

Esme: Esme is a Tootsie Roll. It was her mother’s idea. 

Ben: Ben goes as Minecraft Steve

Ezra: Is wearing a pin that says “this is my Halloween costume” or cat ears. 

Prometheus: Prometheus goes as the ass judge from Pink Floyd’s “The Trial”. Another one I am not taking criticism on.

Cleopatra: Cleopatra goes as sexy Cleopatra. 

Da Vinci: Da Vinci wasn’t invited to the cool kids party so he eats Skittles at home and plays with a cat.