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I’m aware I just sent a thing but I find this hilarious so watt but they all wear flip flops and while Cairo’s accusing the others you just hear everyone’s flip flops flopping as they move around
Can confirm that flip flops are super loud. They use the flip flops as instruments so anytime there's an intense drum beat it's just all the girls stomping their feet aggressively.
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Watt but Farrah and Chess beat Riley at Pokémon or some other card game and the only revenge was murder
Riley spent years trying to get a Shiny Charizard and Chess won it in a single game, so Riley did what had to be done.
reverse au where everyone is murdered except chess, farrah and clark (because they were hidden or whatever) and they have to figure out what the hell happened
None of them notice anyone's dead and they spend the rest of the sleepover convinced everyone ditched them to buy vapes.
watt but Clark plays the harmonica
This doesn’t affect anything in the plot nor is it mentioned, it’s just something he likes to do in his free time.
WATT but Farrah and Annleigh are played by two swings who just interchangeably go on and switch places every show (see: Zoe and Caroline possibilities) but every now and then when one can’t perform, Farrah and Annleigh just become twins for one show and the other actress plays them both at the same time
So basically Brian Rosenthal in Solve it Squad Returns-
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WATT but they're all a worm on string
I thought we already established this as an alternate universe’s canon-
watt but annleigh wrote hogwarts school of prayer and miracle and riley wrote my immortal in a fanfic writing class during her middle school emo phase and had to kill chess and farrah because they found out
Annleigh wouldn’t even be ashamed of writing hogwarts school of prayer and miracle, she would put that on resumes and shit.
Riley is an internet mystery and only Cairo knows about it. Chess and Farrah were going to tell the world what they knew so Riley had to stop them the only way she knew how - murder
WATT but instead of truth or dare they play fuck marry or kill and Riley uses that to get away with murder
To be honest Riley would absolutely do that? She’d be like “Okay, team icebreaker, fuck marry kill?” and then manipulate it so that farrah and chess are both the kill options so that their deaths seem more valid. Like “You all voted for me to kill them so I did!”
watt but they’re all on spinny chairs; the ghosts of farrah, clark, and chess spin like beyblades as they roll towards kate and annleigh.
Everyone’s trapped in the basement not because the door is locked, but because they can’t get the spinny chairs up the stairs
watt but it was just a REALLY complex storyline the team came up with as kids while playing with barbies
5 year old Chess with a barbie: Look I did a handstand!
Farrah: Chess watch out! You just dropped my doll!
Reese: And now-
Riley: And now you’re dead! *stabs doll with knife*
Annleigh: *starts crying*
Kate: Riley you can’t just go around killing people’s barbies
Riley: Says who?
Cairo: Says us. No one can know about this. Mattie killed Chess’s doll.
Riley:
Riley: *stabs Farrah’s doll*
Kate:
Cairo: And Farrah’s doll.
Annleigh: Oh no it looks like Mattie’s going to barbie prison.
Mattie, who’s been eating snacks this entire time: Wait what?
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white cairo AND white mattie (im so sorry)
*Kristen Wiig voice* sTOP IT-
White Cairo
Stop that this instant
watt but clark and cairo swap for absolutely no reason other than I had a random thought and wanted to express it
How would this work-
Cairo is Riley’s girlfriend and sneaks in but then accidentally dies and Riley’s like “OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK”
WATT but they discover that Chess and Farrah were murdered by a Riley from another dimension and that the real Riley is trapped in an alternate universe.
*smokes pot* That’s intense
We've had WATT with Short Annleigh and Tall Farrah so now (cursed AU coming up): tall Riley/short Cairo, short Chess/tall Kate/short Eva, tall Mattie/short Reese
Why are you all like this??
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Watt but Farrah and Chess died because they found out about Riley’s Ao3 account with Jake Gyllenhaal and y/n stories 😔😔
Riley would 100% do this and deny it’s her, but her Ao3 account name would be something like “CaptainRileyoftheTeam” and everyone would know
Watt but literally nothing is the same except Cairo has her braids from the promo pictures cause I miss them
I can’t tell if this is supposed to be “everything is the same” or you genuinely meant “nothing is the same”. Cause I would totally vibe with “Watt but nothing is the same - the show is actually about a girls basketball team winning the championship and Riley helping Chess and Farrah overcome their problems”.
Kate is straight
Eva is a horrible player and all of act two is just an extended montage of the team trying to help her make a singular basket.
