Shit Sharma Says

"The nagios alert this morning for making the bed and sorting socks came in handy. plz thank the midget for me!"

"Let's put it this way, I asked her 'Did you just spend $20 in Coles', and didn't get 'FUCK OFF' as the reply"

"When you start picking on spelling mistakes I know I’ve won"

"Just mention the Sharmdog to the door keeper"

“Ahhh, mate, that’s an old trick!”

“Ferdi, Just go back to your job clicking Next, Next, Next”

Sharma “I was more jovial, I put a smiley face :)”

Sharma: “No.”

"If I was low 30’s, single, unlimited cash, nice cars and a big house…   I’d be lining em up"

“Dieter has stamped his paperssssssss”

Sharma “Libba in, Wallace on the extended bench”

Sharma: “Yeah I did.  Not all the time….. when I’m going downhill”

“Hottest girl in school is based on her weight”

Ferdi: "She's 12!!!"

“They reviewed the stats 3 years ago, and Brett Ratten would have been the highest ranking Supercoach player of all time”

“DBA’s are in a jovial mood today… I am leaking!”

Sharma “Mate, it’s all legit leave”