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Me looking at toes: good eats

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My brains supposed to function? Like 100% of the time? Mine functions maybe 30% of the time, if that.

Give me blanket or give me death

Doctor: Is the patients blood work back?

Nurse: Yes doctor, but there's something strange.

Doctor: What's that? *Pointing at the vial*

Nurse: Her blood work spells out Whore.

Me:. lol facts

For context the original song is No Cock Like Horse Cock by Pepper Coyote

The line is theres no cock like horse cock, rub my dick inside a sock.

So I made one up, there's no tits like horse tits, got to fondle all the bits.

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On hiatus until Dec 18th

Dwayne "the rock" Johnson, gods daughter...

longevity my dude

Turn down pour quoi?

#french

These boots are made for walking,

And that's just what they'll do.

One of these days these boots,

Are gonna walk right through the snew.

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Do you ever just think,

That like if you could live in a bubble,

You wouldn't?

Where did I go wrong,

I lost a friend,

Somewhere alone in the RioCan.

#riocan #Kingston #ontario #Canada

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