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I found some marine rations while out shopping

My Instagram lined up the two pictures XD

So can you just tape a amethyst crystal to a bat and just go swinging at a dementor

Feeding your friend chips from behind the curtains while they shower. You never peak,just feed and carry a conversation with them.

~this probably been done already but oh well~

Like there are many AUs about finding your true love or the hate mate , where you find the person you are destin to be enemies. But like what if you just want that ride or die friend. A soul buddy to just go on adventures, be at each others weddings , meet the others grandchildren, and just grow old together platonically. That soul buddy that you meet and just think “this is my best friend now”

What if during the Area 51 raid we send in battle bots ?

Do they all get periods at the same time as the original?

Me: * looks up* at this point I don’t know

Then I can say the same thing when my uterus decides to shredded itself