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...how do you even carbonate an egg?

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Tits go "aaaaaaaOOOOOOOOOOOguh"

It looks like my arms just disappear into my vagina

He was sexually assaulted by a very large buck.

We could just plug a vacuum tube into my butthole

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"Can't see through these phat butts"

-Jaeden, 2018

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Zaza,you'll 77

-Chris, 2018

#i dont know either #funny #typo?#autocorrect?#butt-text?

Yeah, you just shit out the neck

It's like trying to cut a diamond with a tortilla

"I guess you'll just have to sit here and stew in your juices then."

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Homo homie!

...do doo, doodoodoo

"Your mom's a masochist"

- Chris, 2018

#quotes #nocontext #shitjaspersays #shitchrissays #funny #humor

I don't want to trade my whore for your whore

2, 4, 6, 8, Jesus motherfucking Christ

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Most jewish people would not have tails

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If Jacob tried to flush continental lithosphere dowdn his toilet, it's not gonna go.

The volcanic arc is a bug splattered on the windshield, just -squishing noises-

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