2017 New Year's Resolution
Me: My New Year's resolution is to-
My Brother: Stop getting obsessed over stupid fandoms and crying over dumb fanfictions?
Me: ............it was actually to do more of that...
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2017 New Year's Resolution
Me: My New Year's resolution is to-
My Brother: Stop getting obsessed over stupid fandoms and crying over dumb fanfictions?
Me: ............it was actually to do more of that...

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Me: Iâve been reading all winter break!
My Friend: So, what did you read?
Me:
Me: Gay fanfiction
when gay ships are your life
beginnerâs guide to eurovision song contest
i literally cannot express how accurate and culturally important this is
Going off what that other anon said about Dan leaving phil for a hot male model, why wouldn't he? Like Dan is gorgeous! That picture he posted was true beauty! And phil? He never posts anything that's anywhere even close to aesthetic! Like I don't understand why Dan even puts up with someone as ugly and pathetic as phil! He doesn't even seem like he has an interesting personality! Dan honestly deserves so much better! Hope he finds that soon and ditches phil! Philiphobia should be bigger
Phil is beautiful, try again Anon.
This actually made me really sad

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~ Cuz when I look into your eyes. Itâs like watching the night sky đ~
A Blessing in Child Form
Word count: 2453
Genre: fluff (obviously)
TWs: none!âĽ
Summary: Inspired by a prompt found on @otppromptsÂ
Basically, Danâs daughter makes him buy a flower and give it to a stranger at the park.
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100 Days of Love â 9/100
BONCAs 2016 - British Creator Of The Year
in which philip tries the Iconic Legendary Vegemite
A Game for Those Who Seek to Find a Way to Leave Their World Behind
Summary: In which Dan finds a strange board game and ends up playing it (and releasing its horrors) with his best friend Carrie and arch enemy, Phil.
Word Count: 6.9k
TW: uhh thereâs just some kind of horrifying things in there so idk good luck
Genre: angst? i guess? but itâs a happy end itâs like good angst
this is a thing now because i rewatched jumanji today and felt inspired (if you havenât watched the movie itâs literally amazing you can find it onlineâŚ.. completelyâŚ.. not illegal⌠ahem)(you can still read this even if you havenât watched the movie but itâll be better if you have probably)
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I never thought someone could do version of jumanji so well but I was proven wrong

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THROUGH A RAPISTâS EYESâ (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)
An Article from
Neena Susan Thomas
âThrough a rapistâs eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewâŚed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:
1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.
2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women whoâs clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.
3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.
4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.
5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.
6] Number three is public restrooms.
7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they donât have to worry about getting caught.
8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isnât worth it because it will be time-consuming.
9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.
10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys youâre not worth it.
POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:
1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: canât believe it is so cold out here, weâre in for a bad winter. Now that youâve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.
2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said theyâd leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.
3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.
4] If someone grabs you, you canât beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh â HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.
5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guyâs parts it is extremely painful. You might think that youâll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and heâs out of there.
6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.
7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, donât dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but youâd feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.
FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL âŚ.
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.
2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from youâŚ. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver wonât see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DONâT DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.
5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .
b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
c. Look at the car parked on the driverâs side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).
7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked âfor helpâ into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and itâs better safe than sorry.
If u have compassion reblog this post. âHelping hands are better than Praying Lipsâ â give us your helping hand.
REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog thisâŚ.Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.
THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.â
Canât reblog it enough
đĽ Dan/Fire & Phil/Water đŚ @snowy.stella on instagram suggested this Phan AU and I liked the idea so much! So thanks for that. Both speedpaints available on my youtube channel!
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âThe Jugglerâ by Daniel Loveday
Brighton Bound (Phan) - Chapter Twelve
Summary: After a series of frequent Skype calls, Zoe and Alfie invite Dan and Phil to stay with them in Brighton, as collabs are long overdue, but Zoe and Alfie have an ulterior motive.
Genre: Fluff (Friends to Lovers)
Warnings for this chapter: n/a
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The Island - Phanfiction
Summary:
Based on the TV show âThe Island with Bear Gryllsâ in which a group of ordinary people are challenged to survive on a deserted island for a month. Dan expects the rain, the hunger, the exhaustion, and the frustration. What he doesnât expect, is friendship.
Trailer for the actual show if you want context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4aRq99FQWg
A/N: this is the second fanfic i have ever written, and the first one about Dan and Phil so donât judge it too harshly :)
Words: 8356
Warnings: Swearing, hunger, injury, killing of a turkey and scorpion (non-graphic)
Extra tags: Strangers to lovers, first kiss, survival?
Suddenly this seemed like the worst idea Dan had ever had. And that was really saying something. See, the prospect of spending a month on an uninhabited desert island with complete strangers, only equipped with the clothes on his back, knowing it would be televised to the nation, seemed a lot easier in his mind. Now faced with the very real situation of being taken across large expanses of sea to the island, he was having serious second thoughts.
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the Milky Way seen from Mount Rainer
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