snee snaw brother jesus

going to start a gofundme so my gf can become a full time spoiled house husband

the hey mamas hey mama’d

lesbianism is like,,,,,, i love feeling genuine connection and attraction. i would also like to experience dopamine again in the future

constantly ping ponging between ‘am i asexual’ and ‘am i medically hypersexual’

so apparently people aren’t just being silly goofy when they shit themselves out of fear

thinking back to when i was showing this girl my ex and she went ‘mid’ and i was so shocked that i kissed her

browsing porn, saw the frozone tag. might be asexual

i’d climb a mountain of steaming shit just for a kiss from you babey

the separation of church and state is comparable to the decision to separate poop from our daily lives

what do you do when you’re being fingered do you just sit there?? do you make eye contact??

doormat gang rise up!! you know who you are