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Also blue lives don't matter.

#text post #there's plenty of reasons to say that #but also they took our goddamn cat

They're making me wear a tie at work now and I feel like a corporate stooge. A regular 9-5 cronie. An absolute capitalist toadie. An utter buffoon.

#text post #i gotta pay bills tho #I'm not comfortable in ties

Today I had someone yelling at someone else in defense of me and I got emotional and scared because I don't think I've ever had anyone do that for me before. It was really jarring.

#text post #anxiety #what is happening

Such a good theme... And now it's been made better with lyrics. Good.

New fighters are also good, but what a strange choice to end on. I was waiting for Sakurai to say "just kidding"... But wouldn't making it a reality be the most Sakurai thing to do?

#nintendo #smash bros #super smash bros #text post

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In this, our coming hour, we shall finally see the truth. Leaks, rumors, what have you. Now is the time to do or die. No matter what happens, this train has been one hell of a ride, and to it I say:

THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I

#nintendo #smash bros #super smash bros #nintendo direct #text post

Clerk: "Eddie, you look like shit."

Me: "Hey, that's not fair, Tom Hardy just always looks a little fucked up."

#venom #venom movie #tom hardy #text post

I can't believe the Grinch made Christmas come earlier than Halloween this year. Thanks Grinch.

#super smash bros #smash bros #ssb #the grinch #grinch leak #text post

This is one of my favorite times of the year, because the frequency of things I can call "ghouls" increases.

#halloween #ghoul #spooky #text post

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Same, tbh.

#I will never forgive nintendo for not advertising this #One direct was not enough #Nintendo #at least port it to the switch to give it a chance

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i don’t “make characters”, i break myself into pieces and then give the pieces names

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cut my life into pieces this is my new OC

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Abbi, how could you show this to me.

#i feel so called out #text post

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Uh.

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Dangerous energy!!

Uh.

#I feel like theres a commentary here somewhere #but who eats in a public bathroom stall?#ew #arbys

30 gig update for Destiny 2 for an expansion I don’t even want to touch.

Fun.

#Destiny 2 #I like playing on my own thanks #No? Can't do that right now?#Thanks #text post

surreal--memes

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Guntz (Shining Force, Sega Genesis)

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what the fuck

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Okay, guys.

Why are my pants wet with Mystery Bathroom Liquid™?

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Update! I'm pretty sure the Mystery Bathroom Liquid™ is Mop Slop™. Now I need to know who left it like this and why it got my tukus wet.

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