as far as i'm concerned, there's good in every day

Rome: Total War is a very dangerous game for me because if given the chance I will just sit there moving my little soldiers around and painting the map one color until I die of old age

Evil haunted dead wife picture locket that makes u hallucinate memories of a dead wife u never had frolicking in a wheat field and running across the beach and baking a big cake and she puts a lil frosting on ur nose and painting the walls on a house you never lived in

Was hooking up with a contractor in the Lockheed Martin gender neutral restrooms and my wet fucking blanket bffl is blowing up my phone like "you scar on humanity did you reverse engineer gametes from my dead grandpa's corpse" ok babe first of all this is harsh energy for 2:30pm on a thursday. second of all love is love ok who cares😭

the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

friend from work will have you watch a two hour movie where you can feel every second as it passes by, but enemployed movie mutual will put you on the kind of shit that feels like crawling on cobblestone until emaciated

people are reading this as the latter friend recommending dry, pretentious cinema. that's not the case. not that kind of situation. you're getting no enrichment out of this. I need you to understand they're making you watch Gooby because "it's kinda good"

Not to insert myself here but as someone who owns Ghost Rider 1 and 2 on DVD I do actually need everyone to watch it right now because in the second one a kid asks Nick Cage as Ghost Rider how he pees and Nick Cage says “it’s like a flamethrower” and then they hard cut to a CGI skeleton in full black moto leather pissing a jet of fire and then it does a shoulder check at the camera and nods like “hell yeah brother”

@teaboot so do we need to watch the movie still or does the gif have us pretty well covered?

No theyre not disorders theyre winning conditions. Ill get 1.5x exp and 1.2x gold at the end of my life

"Going a couple hours without eating a single kind of food? No thanks, I would rather kill a child" is such a wildly horrifying take to see MULTIPLE people proudly stating.

i'm so disturbed by the idea that not everyone is delighted when they spot a hand drawn amongus crewmate out there in the world. i feel pure joy when i see it especially these days