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spacedawgspace

but once they find a target, they never stop chasing it until they get bored.

#ok this is pretty cool

hiitspussyhands

You know when there's like, a straight show and everyone's like "it's full of queer subtext between the main straight dudes, and this character is obviously autistic and they really meant to say trans rights"? And then there's a queer show and all of a sudden it's "no but they weren't sensitive about this character's trauma and the queer sex scenes are too short and they're all problematic as fuck, i can't even watch"? And then our shit doesn't get renewed, and we hated on it the whole way for not embodying the perfection we'd never dream of demanding from the straight show?

Yeah, something like that

teem-boo

When your faves are accidentally Brazil 💙💛💚

asmeesh

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

shit-show-no-go

Can you swap their heads ?

asmeesh

omg you can

asmeesh

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

theinvisiblespoon

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paper--machete

it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game

paper--machete

fuck it. reblog this and tell me in the tags what your favorite album is

#there are so many albums I love #but If I Had to pick #probably the horror and the wild #by the amazing Devil

flimflix

monsterlets

parkchanwoohoo

batshit-auspol

Please enjoy the infectious laughter of the Australian senate struggling to keep its composure while grilling a man about bee semen

batshit-auspol

Regularly forget we posted this and then are hit like a brick with notifications like this one

gammadoppler

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

ghodaer

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cheddar-baby

Wheres my toy or i'll get mad now

cheddar-baby

Bark for me dog

viohra

The Angel of Death

FISTS YOU

And then you Die

viohra

Context: my teacher translated the verb “to grasp with one’s hand” as “to fist” since that’s kinda what it literally means, but you can’t translate it like that into English because “to fist” means something ENTIRELY different, but she doesn’t know that.

So she was explaining how they use the verb to describe the angel of death taking your soul — he rips your soul out of you with his fist. Now that’s pretty damn metal, but she said word for word “the angel of death fists you, and then you die” which is the single most terrifying and powerful sentence to ever grace my ears

cassidyrld

Op i appreciate the context but i was going to rb anyway no questions asked

hiveswap

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

cloudabserk

so many great things about the “i’d let him do open heart surgery on me if he wanted” quote, but i love that it’s another case of grace displacing his wants onto the other person. so he doesn’t have to be rejected. does stratt want me to work on the project? do my friends want me at the party? does the scientific community want me at the conference? does rocky want to do surgery on me? mf do YOU want these things?? can you take ownership of your own desires…

cloudabserk

guys my students would be so bummed if you sent me to die. have we thought about how they feel.

burins

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

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pangur-and-grim

it’s still so wild that I managed to find my mom’s lost cat. but also, hyper obsessive autists get things done!!!! every single morning for months, I would check a series of local facebook groups, until finally she got spotted in a campsite. then from the time I saw that post, it took about 24 hours to organize her retrieval. and now she’s back to being a house cat! after being lost in the woods all spring and all summer! death via coyote is canceled, she will live into her 20’s and be a pivotal memory for my niece and nephew, who always ask on facetime to see her

pangur-and-grim

we love you Curie!

faecelessfiend

So, as a Brazillian, I am sorry to announce, I will be killed and my body parts will be mailed to each one of the players of this match. Yeah I knoe, yeah, sorry, yeah I know it suck. Yeah. Yeah ik, i don't eant it wither, but the game sucked :/ it fucking sucked. it was sad and pathetic and embarassing. Neymar? Rlly? He was the one who made our ONE goal in a panalti in the extra time of the game????

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