Shippuden HCs

Gaara Seeing Fall Leaves

Y/N ran through the village, bundled up in a cozy sweater and scarf. She had promised to meet her visiting boyfriend at the gates but was now running a bit late. “Gaara!” She raised a hand in greeting as she approached his form. Gaara turned his attention away from one of the tall trees that hung over the village to give his approaching girlfriend a small wave in greeting. “I was wondering where you were.” She bent over, hands on her knees and tried to catch her breath. After a moment she straightened up and moved to press a chaste kiss to her boyfriend’s lips. Gaara placed a gentle hand on Y/N’s lower back and pressed into the kiss with a content sigh, glad to see his girlfriend after so long apart. 

Shikamaru Doing Fall Activities with S/O

Sasuke Receiving Oral (NSFW)

Tobirama Fluff

Oh God, someone help this poor man. 

Kankuro with Daughters

This dude is so weak when it comes to the pouty face, the puppy eyes, or the worst yet alligator tears. These girls will be so spoiled because Kankuro will immediately give them anything they want. He’s definitely the “good guy” between him and his S/O. 

He makes sure to spend a lot of one on one time with each of the girls, not wanting any of them to slip between the cracks or feel like they’re loved any less. 

Oh aunty Temari! For real when he can’t find it in himself to keep the girls in line while S/O is away he definitely dumps them on Temari for some “family bonding time” (aka “daddy need a fucking nap time”). 

While at first he’s a bit awkward Kankuro quickly adjusts to the “girl stuff”. He’ll buy tampons/pads, comfort them during a breakup (and threaten their ex in a dad-like fashion), listen to their school gossip, and take them to see that boy band they love. 

I’m not visually impaired in any way so I hope this comes out okay.  

Sasuke

He is well aware that his S/O isn’t completely helpless so he makes sure he gives them a lot of space and allows them to be independent. He usually won’t help unless asked, but it’s not because he doesn’t care, he’d just hate to offend. 

He loves the feeling of his S/O’s hands running over his arms and chest while they snuggle. He often lets them lay with their head on his chest so they can hear his soft heartbeat or he’ll hum to them. 

While Sasuke does leave a lot of room for his S/O to be independent he can still be very protective of them. If his S/O is a shinobi he will keep a very close eye on them and make sure to have their back in any fight. If they aren’t he’ll always to make sure they are somewhere safe when he’s away and there’s someone he trusts to check in on them.  

Sasuke always makes sure everything is in order, that means if he grabs a box of cereal in the morning, it goes back exactly where he grabbed it from. He’s very aware of the things his S/O does to make their life easier and has no desire to mess that up. 

Itachi

Itachi’s sight is pretty impaired from his kekkei genkai so he’s pretty understanding of his S/O. He’s quick to assist them when asked and never complains or tries to take advantage by over-helping. 

He’ll always make sure he smells nice for his S/O. Itachi has nice smelling, shampoos, soaps, and of course colognes but never anything too overwhelming or heavy. He wouldn’t want to overdo it and give them a headache. He loves to hear how they deeply inhale as he envelopes them in a tight hug. 

He always pays close attention to the tone of his voice, trying to make it more obvious how he’s feeling when he talks one on one with them.

As his own eyesight fades he finds himself going to his S/O more and more for advice and comfort. He may not like to admit it but he does need some reassurance. 

Kisame

Kisame is pretty used to helping out the sight impaired thanks to Itachi. He’s great for taking walks with because he can give really good descriptions of your surroundings. 

He tries to do things with his S/O that will stimulate your other senses. Whether it’s going to the beach and feeling the sand and letting you handle all the shells he finds or staying in and listening to music while snuggled up in bed. 

He’ll often hold his S/O’s hands, letting them feel the calluses and light scars from his years of being a swordsman. It makes him swell with pride when they comment how strong he is, or when their hands travel up his arms to feel his muscles. 

Sometimes he feels a bit relieved that his S/O can’t see how odd he looks in his own eyes, but he’d never voice this out loud. 

Nagato

He always gets a bit flustered when his S/O feels the features of his face. It’s even worse if they notice how his face heats up and they say something about it.

Nagato is pretty light on his feet and for a while he kept accidentally startling his S/O. He usually makes sure to make some noise when he approaches now so he won’t scare them. 

He’s always picking up braille books for his S/O and is suitably fascinated it them. Occasionally he’ll close his eyes and run his own fingers over the bumps, trying to comprehend how his S/O can translate it into words. 

He tends to be a lot touchier with a blind S/O, constantly holding their hand or keeping his hand on their lower back. He likes to feel them close by and he knows they appreciate the contact. 

Naruto

If anyone dares to say anything negative about his S/O, whether it be about Naruto having to help them out with small things or just general looks and whispers, he will not stand for it. You can guarantee he’ll get in someone’s face and defend his S/O. 

Naruto means well but he is a bit of an over-helper, sometimes his S/O may need to remind him that they can do things on their own and that they aren’t afraid to ask if they do need help. 

A blind S/O can hear Naruto from a mile away. They always know when he’s coming or where he’s wandered off to they just have to wait and listen.

On all of their dates Naruto will usually pick up something small and textured, like a rock or a little toy from a shop, to give to his S/O so they can associate the feeling of that thing to the memory of their date. 

Kakashi

He’s much faster to take his mask off around a blind S/O than with a sighted person. However he’s a bit shy about letting them feel the features of his face, especially when their fingers draw close to the scar over his eye.

Just in case anything happens Kakashi always keeps a spare cane at his house for S/O. He’s also always eager to let them grab hold of his arm and help them about town if they’re comfortable with it. 

 He always thinks it’s so cute when they lean in for a kiss and catch his nose instead of his lips. He’ll either chuckle a little and place a hand on your cheek to gently guide you down to his lips or peck their nose right back. 

ほ　A stray cat or dog following them around and being playful or affectionate.

Depends on if he's alone and who he's around. If he's in a bad mood, working, and/or around strangers he'll ignore them or shoo them away. 

If he's completely alone, around Kakuzu or in a good mood, he'd act annoyed but pet them anyway. Maybe play a bit if he has enough time to kill. He'll deny it if anyone mentions it.

ざ　Something creepy happening to them that can only be explained by the supernatural.

Heathen ghosts. I really see Hidan as someone that believes in ghosts, hauntings, cryptids, etc. though he wouldn't say it out loud. He's not super into it and won't jump to that conclusion whenever something weird happens, but he definitely doesn't see it as impossible and believes it can happen.

ヴァ　How was their childhood?

Honestly, I think he was a troublemaker but had a pretty normal childhood with normal kid problems. Unfortunately, because of his extreme... curiosity? he gave into a lot of negative impulses and willingly made 'bad' choices. He could've tried to ignore it or try to fight against it a little more but didn’t. 

I don’t want to say he liked feeling strong, or being feared, or being noticed for being particularly violent and bloodthirsty (this is maybe the closest one? I’d need time to think about it if anyone cares), but for some reason he enjoyed it. Especially being a shinobi, he was trained and given the opportunity to act out impulses, so that played a big part in how he turned out.

This might be a bit of a deviation, but I don't think he had some super tragic past that made him become the fucked up individual he is. I think he had the opportunity to grow up to be someone 'normal' but didn't because he liked the path he had chosen so far. Sometimes people are just fucked up.

にゅ　How are they when they haven’t gotten enough sleep?

Annoying, whiny, even more easily irritated. If he can't sleep and it's caused by someone or something, he's not letting anyone else get any sleep either.

If he just hasn't been able to sleep for no reason, he'll be extremely moody and will snap at people at every chance without trying to.

。　Do they dream often? What kinds of dreams do they have?

Hidan probably dreams regularly.

さ　Someone kissing them out of the blue.

Shino is pretty inexperienced; He doesn't care too much about dating or relationships. While he won't give much of a reaction, someone kissing him out of the blue would def mess with his head more than it should.

As much as he tries to shrug it off and move on, he'll be stressing about it for a while. Do they like him?? How much do they like him? Was that a confession? What does he do when he sees them again?? Wait, what if it meant nothing to the other person? Maybe he shouldn't bring it up after all. He doesn't want to get hung up on a kiss if it meant nothing.  Spare him, pls.

ヴェ　What’s something they never want anyone else to know about them?

I'll be honest, I don't know about Shino enough to answer this. Sorry :(

よ　They find themselves in another character’s body, while the other character is in theirs. They’re stuck like this for at least a week. (future s/o)

Shino is really pragmatic so he'll quickly focus on what they should to do get back into their own bodies while doing as little damage as possible to each other's bodies and reputations. He may even become a bit detached just to make sure he's keeping a clear head.

When the unavoidable happen, like needing to shower or change, he'll respect future s/o's body and try to avoid getting any looks of feels of it. If he accidentally does something that felt good, or finds himself starting to explore their body a little he'll snap himself out of it and will feel embarrassed with himself. What if s/o will be able to tell what he was doing? He knows they can't but it really wouldn't sit right with him.

He'll struggle with having to wash and brush long hair if future s/o has it, and he won't ever get used to how future s/o's body is so.... quiet. There's nothing crawling around on them or in them. There's none of the sounds or other things he's used to with his insects and it's so weird to him. He actually misses it.

Speaking of those insects.. if future s/o is having a really hard time with the body swap, as much as he tries he won't really be much help. :( He'll def be there for emotional support and to listen though.

ゆ　They owe a favor or fall in debt to another character. They now have to pretend they’re dating for a few weeks. How do they take this and how likely are they to develop a crush? (future s/o)

Since he owes future s/o something, Shino will try to go through with it with no complaints. He'll be pretty embarrassed, sure, and shy in his own way when they have to be a couple in public. Since he's pretty quiet, his shyness won't be too noticeable. He'll mainly go along following s/o's lead.

If they're ever forced to get closer or kiss, he's really likely to develop a crush and will try to hide it.

にょ　What do they do when they can’t sleep?

Think. He'll get caught up in his thoughts, occasionally deciding to take a walk around the calm, empty streets of Konoha. If he's not in the mood to go out, he'll tend to them until he's ready to sleep.

ぬ　After an exhausting day, they are stuck sharing a bed with another character. What happens?

If Sasuke still hates Itachi, he'll be completely against it and will be so vocal about it. Itachi doesn't mind sharing but if Sasuke is that against it and making such a fuss, he might take the bed for himself just to piss him off. His little brother has turned into such a brat; he has to put a stop to that.

If they've made peace, they'll both be a little uncomfortable with it but share the bed anyway. They aren't really.. hugging people. Or touchy people. Or stand closer than 2 feet from someone else-people. Despite that they'll do it just to get past it already. They’ll probably sleep like corpses so they don't risk doing anything embarrassing like rolling up against the other.

そ　They have to babysit another character that is drunk, passed out or otherwise completely wasted. This includes taking them home at the end of the night.

Itachi is not too bothered. He doesn’t really like to be social and even if Hinata is in really bad shape, she's a really tame drunk. Compared to what he’s seen in the Akatsuki, he feels blessed she doesn't get into any trouble. 

Hinata would probably be a really happy, or really sad drunk. No in between.

The whole night out Itachi would either have to console Hinata while she cries and spills her sorrows (Yes, being a clan heir is tough. Unrequited romance you say? Perhaps you should make a move before the opportunity is gone. I'm sure you're not as weak willed as your teammate makes you out to be.), or treat her a bit like a child. (Yes, that is a great song. I'm aware it's your favorite. You've mentioned this a few times now. No, you’re in no shape to walk around on your own. Hinata, let's.. put the drink down. Wouldn't you rather rest now?) He'd be kind of half-hearted about it but only because he's probably wasting his breath and she won't remember a thing later.

しゃ What position do they usually sleep in? Do they move around often?

い　What embarrasses them and how do they handle the embarrassment?

Kisame's corny jokes. Being the center of attention. He handles it by ignoring it and wishing it ends as quickly as possible. He doesn’t like to give any reactions or call more attention to himself.

く　Stubbing their toe, hitting themselves on furniture, getting a finger caught in the door, etc.

He'd give a pained wince, a really harsh exhale and internalize the rage. I don't see him as someone that punches furniture or something out of anger. He'd be angry and maybe even make a fist, but would try to move on with his day. Fuck coffee tables though.

しゃ What position do they usually sleep in? Do they move around often?

I need a hand getting used to writing again so for tonight I’m opening the askbox!!  Just send a character and some signs!

If a prompt mentions another character be sure to say who the other character is. If you want the reader or s/o to be the other character, uhh that wont quite work for all of the prompts but I’ll try! Try to limit how many you request and have fun!

A little about them...

あ　How to they usually de-stress?

え　What's their sense of humor like?

い　What embarrasses them and how do they handle the embarrassment?

お　Are they good with animals? Would they have any pets?

う　Are they good at cooking? What do they usually make?

か　What's their favorite color?

け　What topics get them rambling?

き　What music do they listen to?

こ　Something that gets under their skin immediately.

How would they react to...

く　Stubbing their toe, hitting themselves on furniture, getting a finger caught in the door, etc.

は　A waiter or waitress accidentally spilling food or drinks on them.

へ　A child thinking they're cool and taking an interest in them, asking a lot of questions, wanting to follow them around, maybe even looking up to them?

ひ　Running into someone that's collapsed, alone and crying.

ほ　A stray cat or dog following them around and being playful or affectionate.

ふ　Someone seeing them trip or stumble.

さ　Someone kissing them out of the blue.

ざ　Something creepy happening to them that can only be explained by the supernatural.

A night out..

せ　A complete stranger is flirting with them. What do they do?

し　They have the opportunity to have a one night stand. Are they the kind to take it?

そ　They have to babysit another character that is drunk, passed out or otherwise completely wasted. This includes taking them home at the end of the night.

す　They are the wasted friend another character had to babysit. They wake up at the other character's place the next morning. What probably happened last night that they don’t remember?

た　 Everyone they had plans with cancelled or just plain ditched them. They're already at the meeting place. What do they do now?

て　They drank a little too much last night and woke up naked in bed with another character. How do they react?

What if's... (How would they feel? How would their group react if...?)

ち　What if they had to start wearing glasses? If they do, then they have to use contacts for a while.

と　They happen to find or are given an absurd amount of money? How do they spend it? Does it change them?

つ　While they're out, a bird poops on them. :(

な　They woke up alone, in the middle of nowhere, with no clue where they are or what happened? How likely are they to get home?

Fanservice and Clichés

ね　Do they usually go to festivals? What do they like to do there?

に　What's their opinion of the beach?

の　Their best friend or closest ally has been turned into a child. If they are already children, then turned into an amnesiac adult. What happens then?

ぬ　After an exhausting day, they are stuck sharing a bed with another character. What happens?

や　They're forcibly stuck (with handcuffs, an enemy’s skill, by magic, it really doesn't matter) to another character for an entire week. How are they handling it?

よ　They find themselves in another character's body, while the other character is in theirs. They're stuck like this for at least a week.

ゆ　They owe a favor or fall in debt to another character. They now have to pretend they're dating for a few weeks. How do they take this and how likely are they to develop a crush?

There’s always some dark spots...

ヴァ　How was their childhood?

ヴェ　What's something they never want anyone else to know about them?

ヴィ　What is something they deeply regret?

ヴォ　What is their biggest fear?

ゔ　What would complete them or make them the happiest?

々　Do they lie to themselves about something? What?

Good Night.

にゃ　What is the last thing they do or think about before going to sleep?

にょ　What do they do when they can’t sleep?

にゅ　How are they when they haven't gotten enough sleep?

しゃ What position do they usually sleep in? Do they move around often?

Hey there, I have risen from the dead!! Sorry your request took so long!

Polyamorous Temari/Shikamaru/Reader Headcanons

Shikamaru finds it troublesome how the two of you team up to try to get him to do… well, anything really. He often finds himself wondering what he was thinking by entering a poly relationship. (He not seriously reconsidering, it’s just that one relationship already takes so much effort. A poly relationship is just wild.)

Assuming you aren’t too much like Shikamaru, you and Temari would be inseparable. She’d let herself be the most open and vulnerable with the two of you, enough to share her likes, dislikes, guilty pleasures. She’d love having someone that’s willing to leave the house with her and, you know, actually do things more than once in a blue moon. Especially if it’s to try something new.

You’re the tie breaker for what happens on date nights. Your s/o’s have very different ideas for where to go and what to do. It’ll fall on you to make a final decision and you will have to keep it pretty even.

When cuddling everyone fights for the center spot. Once that’s been taken, Temari is usually on the left, and Shikamaru on the right.