ON HIATUS

i don’t know why lesbian and pirate sound so right together but they emphatically do

It’s literally turtles all the way down babey !

Every person has a friendship garden. Each plant represents a person and gets bigger, and healthier the better a relationship is. You visit a friend’s house for the first time and are shocked by their garden

Can’t hurt. Here’s hoping for an awesome birthday party.

The Holland-Evans Range sounds vaguely astronomical. I like it

Emmy Award Winning™️

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

this is never not funny