Terry, I'm in the Middle of Battle

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

I have heard a variant on it that I really like: "You cannot hate yourself into someone you can love."

Intense flex I wish I had his sauce

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

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penny is such a good name. hello my name is dollar bill

to be completely honest *starts lying

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert