CANDIDATE/DETECTED*

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dialogue prompts from howl’s moving castle by diana wynne jones.

i only want to buy you a drink.

can i talk to you somewhere?

i’m not your mother.

let’s have no more nonsense.

i hope your bacon burns.

can’t have them thinking well of me.

who was that at the door?

leave the poor spiders alone.

when will you be back?

you’d better sleep here tonight.

don’t be nosy.

you are a terror, aren’t you?

you don’t like anything unpleasant.

i’m too patient and too polite.

there’s no need for you to copy me.

you couldn’t rest until you made me miserable, too.

despair! anguish! horror!

you haven’t got a heart.

i got you a cake to celebrate.

don’t look so anxious.

go away. i’m tired.

rude as well as a bully, aren’t you?

i take back my hard words.

everyone gets over things in the end, you know?

nothing is safe from you.

is that all you can do in the face of tragedy? make toast?

the least you could do is show a polite interest.

how selfless i am!

there’s no need to be coy.

i never forget a face.

i feel ill. i’m going to bed. where i may die.

tell me to stay.

i’m dying of boredom. or maybe just dying.

where would you like us to live?

i wouldn’t dream of staying away.

you never asked.

you remember a great deal more than you let on.

i do not need a watchdog.

are you still not talking to me?

you should’ve told me.

i have a genius for doing things wrong.

over a year ago, i made this meme & since then, it’s blown up. so, over a year later — i thought i would make a new one. so here it is, after several requests & a pile of brains,  THE PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME 0.2

send me a  ✿  and i’ll fill out the template below. bold for things i could definitely see or want, italics for things i could see or am unsure of and striked out for things i don’t want or cannot see.

FRIENDSHIP.     childhood friends  /  work buddies or coworkers  /  family friends  /  friends with benefits  /  smoking buddies  /  adventure buddies  /  fake friends  /  recently friends  /  party buddies  /  friendship of need  /  dying friendship  /  circumstantial friendship  /  partners in crime  /  old friendship  /  [ your muse ] is the good influence  /  [ your muse ] is the bad influence  /  [ my muse ] is the good influence  /  [ my muse ] is the bad influence  /  opposites attract  /  ride or die  /  frenemies  /  roommates or flatmates  /  penpals  /  exes to friends  /  enemies to friends  /  other .

ROMANCE.     childhood sweethearts  /  [ your muse is mines ] childhood crush  /  [ my muse is yours ] childhood crush  /  exes  /  exes to lovers  /  forbidden lovers  /  highschool sweethearts  /  secret relationship  /  opposites attract  /  long distance  /  unrequited [ from your muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from my muses side ]  /  unrequited [ from both sides ]  /  skinny love  /  friends to lovers  /  enemies to lovers  /  spurious relationship  /  power couple  /  newly entered  /  soulmates [ metaphorical ]  /  soulmates  [ literal ]  /  awkward  /  turning toxic  /  toxic love  /  cheating [ on your muse ]  /  cheating [ with your muse ]  /  other .

FAMILIAL.     siblings [ half ]  /  siblings [ step ]  /  [ my muse ] is an older sibling figure to your younger sibling figure  /  [ my muse ] is a younger sibling figure to your older sibling figure muse  /  [ my muse ] is a parental figure to yours  /  [ my muse ] is a child figure to your muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal guardian  /  adoptive child  /  foster child  /  [ your muse ] is taken under mines wing  /  [ my muse ] is taken under yours wing  /  other .

basically i'm still working and on hiatus and i'm exhausted but i'm also reading books and uhhh. yeah. have some angsty but spicy memes!! basically memes that involve protectiveness and angst and just. a real chance to explore softness and all the emotions. to reverse the roles, just add a + to the end!

[ DROP ] : sender unexpectedly collapses in front of receiver, having suddenly received a serious wound.

[ CARRY ] : having seen the receiver fall to the ground, badly wounded, sender proceeds to scoop them up and carry them to safety.

[ CRADLE ] : sender cradles the injured receiver in their arms as they head for safety.

[ PERSEVERE ] : sender, having received a particularly bad wound, tells receiver they're fine, but ends up collapsing later on.

[ RED ] : having witnessed the receiver get hurt by someone, the sender kills their assailant out of RAGE.

[ PROTECT ] : having witnessed the receiver get hurt by someone, the sender kills their assailant in order to PROTECT them.

all quotes are taken from the game final fantasy vii, feel free to change pronouns!

‘ don’t fight here! you’ll ruin the flowers! ’

‘ a girl!! what do you mean by that!? ’

‘ you expect me to just sit by and listen, after hearing you say something like that!? ’

‘ oh you’re so cute, miss ___ . ’

‘ embarrassed? come on, speak up! ’

‘ i want to know you. the real you. ’

‘ hey, that’s ___’s line! “…it’s too dangerous, i can’t get you involved…” blah blah blah. ’

‘ i won’t let you do it! the future is not only yours! ’

‘ a floating city… pretty unsettling scenery. ’

‘ if everything’s a dream, don’t wake me. ’

‘ i’ve… been thinking, too… about the universe… people… the planet… ’

‘ alright everybody, let’s mosey! ’

‘ no matter where i go and what i do, it won’t change a thing. ’

‘ a promise is a promise. ’

‘ stop actin’ like a damn kid. Si'down and shu'up! ’

‘ words aren’t the only way to tell someone how you feel. ’

‘ so! you’re really leaving?! you’re just going to walk right out ignoring your childhood friend?! ’

‘ this isn’t happening! it’s too cruel! ’

‘ i made it this far, believing in the memories we shared. ’

‘ people have many things pent up inside of themselves. so many things they can never forget. strange, isn’t it? ’

‘ this day will never come again, so let me have this moment. ’

‘ i don’t like two-legged things. ’

‘ it’s pretty hard standing on two feet. ’

‘ humans only look at appearances, anyway. ’

‘ hey you!! what’re you lookin’ so down for!? ’

‘ be careful of forgetfulness. your lucky color is…blue? ’

‘ i know i have a stuffed animal body, but i’ll work really hard! ’

‘ listen you stupid, slimy, sleazy old scab bag! if you want to get women, there is such a thing as the RIGHT way! ’

‘ she told me to “be strong”. i feel so happy. ’

‘ both ___ and ___ are up to something. wanna eavesdrop? ’

‘ shut up! sit your ass down in that chair and DRINK YOUR GODDAMN TEA! ’

‘ i don’t care what you are doing, so much as the idiotic way that you are doing it. ’

‘ cold? hmmm… i guess that’s just the way i am, sorry. ’

‘ wait! don’t go by yourself! ’

‘ oh, GAWD! if i knew this was gonna happen, i would’ve taken rope escape lessons more seriously!! ’

‘ i know you’re all dying’ to talk to a babe like me! ’

‘ oh wow, i’m totally clueless! ’

‘ out my way. i’m going to see my mother. ’

‘ …my sadness? what do I have to be sad about? ’

‘ what are you saying? are you trying to tell me you have feelings too? ’

‘ ___, I need you to work on saturday! ’

‘ these days, all it takes for your dreams to come true is money and power. ’

‘ what a crew. ’

‘ people are ignorant. they’ll feel better as long as someone is punished. ’

‘ i’m ashamed of myself. ’

‘ there are so many frivolous things in this world. ’

‘ it should be obvious, i’m getting a tan. ’