If you go to their twitters, there are more pictures and VIDEOS

as we all know plays are better when nothing happens. the ideal play would be an electric kettle coming to boil but then no one makes tea from it. 

oh god I just lost it laughing

I totally drew a thing like this with Crayola markers on the wall of my college apartment next to my bed. It was about my third girlfriend.

Yer a wizard, Hagrid.

FREE HIM

Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.

There’s probably a German compound word for that feeling you get at 2am when you’re single in your mid twenties and the creeping doubt that you’ve somehow missed your only chance at love because you didn’t meet someone in college and now it’s too late

Germans got a word for fucking EVERYTHING.

German is like the dictionary of obscure sorrows

Germany is a place of obscure sorrows

i genuinely do not think dogs, the loving goofballs that they are, would approve of people mercilessly shitting on cats for no reason other than the fact that they are not Dogs… you guys have learned nothing from the carefree teachings of the dog… they don’t want to be used to fuel your unwarranted hatred… what would your dog say… smh!

This is the only good reblog of this post in it’s entire 3 year hellscape existence

if four foreign kids popped out of a magic box and deposed trump by the express wishes of god’s fursona, i’d crown ‘em. this winter already fuckin feels like it’s lasted 100 years. 

Well, fuck, there is that.

mood

“By the express wishes of god’s fursona” is both the most amazing but also the most Deeply Cursed thing I have read all year

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