finer things

guys it turns out if you wanna have fun and be a fun and interesting person you like have to fill your day with fun things and not just rotting in your room …… need a moment to process

If you've ever felt good when you did something, that's because youre an addict. You are a fucking junkie and you need to stop right now

Co-napping is a beautiful thing. Knock out with me so I know it’s real

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw