b e a r of a man

❝ -------- bear in my backyard? nah, you're                                               seeing things. ❞

❝ Adventuring? Where to? ❞           Hands pressed firmly to hips, he scours           the surrounding area. Normally, were he           in this scenario, he would have been           screaming his babygirl's name. Of course           his was only a few months. ❝ Where's your pop? Don't he want to    go adventuring, too? ❞

From bear to dad in zero seconds. It's sensational how quickly he can grow soft at the sight of a child.            ❝ Hey, there, kiddo. You lost? ❞

              which age you want? ❝ Give or take a few years --- a good    forty, kid. Like I said--old man advice. ❞

❝ Look, kid--I'm sure your mama taught    you that taking a stranger's things is    bad, so I'm gonna be polite. 'Hand 'em    over, please.' ❞

❝ The only kinda advice I can offer    is the old-man kind, I'm afraid. I    won't be much help. ❞

❝ Funny. You wanna hand 'em over? ❞

bear noises. well how-di-doo new followers. i welcome any who wish to have a starter.

❝ --- look, kid, I'm just trying to find a         muffler for my truck. That ain't         an issue, right? ❞

❝ any good auto shops around?    truck   overheated   halfway    down the road. ❞

bear noises. like heyy i might actually do some roleplaying on here.