does it count as being an orphan when your mom died and then your dad died and then the adoption never went through and then your grandpa blew up your country and then your boss left the country and then-
c!fundy rp and ask blog, run by transbloom
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rp and ask blog for character!fundy. not for the content creator, nor am i the content creator. non-selective and always open to asks. run by transbloom. muse is a minor, but mun isn't. weirdchamp asks will be ignored and deleted.
tagging:
- #squeeks - in-character posts (all replies to asks and people will be here)
- #to the pile - in-character reblogs (posts fundy would put on his blog. may or may not be relevant to current threads/arcs)
- #ooctalks - out of character posts (where i like to chat- typically in brackets so it's easier to understand)
- #smaller and worse squeeks - ask posts (answering asks from people)
- #[trigger] tw - how i'll tag any triggers that might appear
- #[abbreviatedname]!character - for navigation purposes. if you want to follow interactions with a certain blog, this is how it would be tagged. example: shse!fundy
- #[arcname]!arc - how i'll define any character growth or arcs contained to certain rpers
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Hiii, Fundy, my darling! ^-^ Just writing to check up on you. What's going on? Any new developments in your life? (@hergoddessofdeath)
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy grandma uhhh life is- life is good! yeaa life is great, everything's been juuuust fine. how is- how is granddad?
ooc: hello my precious followers. you may be wondering why i am making this post! is cherry going to inflict pain on us soon, you may ask. the answer is yes, because quackity fight and memorybooks ranboo is alive. but that’s not my point!
if you’re a minecraft streamer enthusiast like i think you all are, guess what!
i’m a minecraft streamer. specifically, hardcore minecraft & yes, i am planning on doing some mega-builds.
yes, that's right! i'm a twitch affiliate that's super close to 200 at the moment, so maybe hit that purple heart - i'm playing fnaf: security breach at that follower goal, so, y'know, if you also like that... more incentive!! thank you so much for reading through this ^^ i really appreciate it
One, the applications for the café are now open! I'll say that I'm willing to take in maybe one or two - three, at maximum - new members at this time; but if no one stands out to me as someone who I think would be a good candidate for our little server then I might not end up accepting anyone.
Because I believe in transparency, this is the process that I foresee happening: All applications will be reviewed by the mod team, and then I'll be contacting applicants that are approved by the mod team for a short one-on-one interview. You have until the END OF JANUARY, 11:59 PM PST to get your applications in. Potential members should be expected to be interviewed within the first week of February. Please do your best!
Two, the café has unlocked a vanity server invite background! So I am CALLING ALL ARTISTS - if you'd like to be immortalized as the person who did the DSMP Café's server invite background, please tag it with #dsmpcafeinvite (+ @ me!) The winner's art will be linked in my pinned post for the rest of time & I will write them a short ficlet on request.
Thank you so much for your time! And back to your regularly scheduled pigman.
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here it is: the official prompt list for this event! i've tried my best to make it specific enough to the event that it'll be helpful, but not so specific that it can be never used again, y'know? anyways, i hope you all enjoy! - hb!mun
* — 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 [ action starters to send alongside a dialogue prompt or as a standalone (& can be reversed)! if your character isn't super verbal, then this could be the section for you >:3 ]
[ 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐑 ] your character offers something to my character
[ 𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 ] your character pranks my character
[ 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 ] your character starts a fight in some way with my character
[ 𝐓𝐎𝐀𝐒𝐓 ] your character toasts my character with a drink
[ 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐎𝐄 ] our characters are caught under a piece of mistletoe together
[ 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐄 ] your character sticks their tongue out in front of my character
[ 𝐑𝐔𝐅𝐅𝐋𝐄 ] your character ruffles my character's hair
[ 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒 ] your character ruins my character's outfit
[ 𝐒𝐍𝐄𝐀𝐊 ] your character sneaks up on my character
[ 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 ] our characters are just standing next to each other in dead silence
[ 𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑 ] our characters literally bump into each other in the middle of a hallway or in a doorway
[ 𝐏𝐔𝐋𝐋 ] your character pulls my character towards them
[ 𝐉𝐎𝐊𝐄 ] your character attempts to tell my character a joke
[ 𝐇𝐔𝐆 ] your character wants a hug from my character
[ 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇 ] your character needs help reaching something
* — 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄 [ sentence starters to send alongside an action prompt or as a standalone! great if you don't know how to approach a certain character that you would otherwise want to rp with :D ]
❝ i didn't think you would be here. ❞
❝ well, well, someone cleans up nicely! ❞
❝ hiding at the snack table? that's just like/unlike you. ❞
❝ how long has it been since we've heard this song? ❞
❝ do you still remember the steps to this dance? ❞
❝ let's get out of here. ❞
❝ oh, wow. ❞
❝ where'd you get this piece of jewelry from? ❞
❝ who are you? ❞
❝ ... you're not exactly well hidden behind that pillar, you know. ❞
❝ seems kind of lonely out here on the balcony. do you mind if i join you? ❞
❝ so did we all just decide to show up at a random-ass ball, or what? ❞
❝ if i didn't like my outfit so much, my sword would already be through your neck. ❞
❝ what's the point of all this, anyway? ❞
❝ fuck, it's cold out here! get back inside! ❞
❝ you're beautiful tonight. ❞
❝ i've got something to ask of you. do you have a moment? ❞
* — 𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐉𝐈 [ ask prompts for anons! feel free to send these in if you don't roleplay as a canon character or oc & still want to participate ^^ ]
🥶 - how dressed for the weather is your character? are they too cold, too warm, or perfectly comfortable?
🏂 - can your character dance? if so, what kind of dancing?
🌲 - does your character celebrate the holidays or do they lack the holiday spirit?
🏔️ - what challenges has your character overcome to be here in the moment?
🌁 - does your character prefer the noisy bustle of the event, or would they rather be outside on the balcony? why?
🌬️ - who makes your character breathless?
🌂 - is your character superstitious?
☔ - when was the last time your character went to an event? did they enjoy it? why or why not?
❄️- does your character like the cold, or do they hate it? why?
☃️ - who does your character want to spend time with the most during the event? why?
⛄ - who does your character want to spend time with the least during the event? why?
🎿 - what's the one thing that will automatically force your character to leave?
🧣 - what accessories does your character default to when dressing for a fancy event?
🧤 - what is your character trying to hide the most? what secrets are they keeping?
🧥 - how much trouble does your character have picking out formal clothes?
heard there were accessibility issues with the first list, so here's the list without the fancy text! sorry for the inconvenience y'all!
* — ACTIONS [ action starters to send alongside a dialogue prompt or as a standalone (& can be reversed)! if your character isn't super verbal, then this could be the section for you >:3 ]
[ OFFER ] your character offers something to my character
[ PRANK ] your character pranks my character
[ FIGHT ] your character starts a fight in some way with my character
[ TOAST ] your character toasts my character with a drink
[ MISTLETOE ] our characters are caught under a piece of mistletoe together
[ TONGUE ] your character sticks their tongue out in front of my character
[ RUFFLE ] your character ruffles my character's hair
[ MESS ] your character ruins my character's outfit
[ SNEAK ] your character sneaks up on my character
[ SILENCE ] our characters are just standing next to each other in dead silence
[ ENCOUNTER ] our characters literally bump into each other in the middle of a hallway or in a doorway
[ PULL ] your character pulls my character towards them
[ JOKE ] your character attempts to tell my character a joke
[ HUG ] your character wants a hug from my character
[ REACH ] your character needs help reaching something
* — DIALOGUE [ sentence starters to send alongside an action prompt or as a standalone! great if you don't know how to approach a certain character that you would otherwise want to rp with :D ]
❝ i didn't think you would be here. ❞
❝ well, well, someone cleans up nicely! ❞
❝ hiding at the snack table? that's just like/unlike you. ❞
❝ how long has it been since we've heard this song? ❞
❝ do you still remember the steps to this dance? ❞
❝ let's get out of here. ❞
❝ oh, wow. ❞
❝ where'd you get this piece of jewelry from? ❞
❝ who are you? ❞
❝ ... you're not exactly well hidden behind that pillar, you know. ❞
❝ seems kind of lonely out here on the balcony. do you mind if i join you? ❞
❝ so did we all just decide to show up at a random-ass ball, or what? ❞
❝ if i didn't like my outfit so much, my sword would already be through your neck. ❞
❝ what's the point of all this, anyway? ❞
❝ fuck, it's cold out here! get back inside! ❞
❝ you're beautiful tonight. ❞
❝ i've got something to ask of you. do you have a moment? ❞
* — EMOJI [ ask prompts for anons! feel free to send these in if you don't roleplay as a canon character or oc & still want to participate ^^ ]
🥶 - how dressed for the weather is your character? are they too cold, too warm, or perfectly comfortable?
🏂 - can your character dance? if so, what kind of dancing?
🌲 - does your character celebrate the holidays or do they lack the holiday spirit?
🏔️ - what challenges has your character overcome to be here in the moment?
🌁 - does your character prefer the noisy bustle of the event, or would they rather be outside on the balcony? why?
🌬️ - who makes your character breathless?
🌂 - is your character superstitious?
☔ - when was the last time your character went to an event? did they enjoy it? why or why not?
❄️- does your character like the cold, or do they hate it? why?
☃️ - who does your character want to spend time with the most during the event? why?
⛄ - who does your character want to spend time with the least during the event? why?
🎿 - what's the one thing that will automatically force your character to leave?
🧣 - what accessories does your character default to when dressing for a fancy event?
🧤 - what is your character trying to hide the most? what secrets are they keeping?
🧥 - how much trouble does your character have picking out formal clothes?
if you can’t understand that people have lives, don’t roleplay. if you can’t understand that people sometimes aren’t into it, don’t roleplay. if you can’t understand timezones, don’t roleplay. if you think it’s okay to pressure people into writing with you, don’t roleplay. if you think that threads are based solely for the relevance of your character and not others, don’t roleplay. if you think that oc’s aren’t equally worthy of respect as canon characters, don’t roleplay. if you are just here to start drama, don’t roleplay. if you are here to simply compete with other writers, don’t roleplay.
if you aren’t here to be creative, accepting, and kind, DON’T ROLEPLAY.
someone i fear? you've been- you're a fool! there's no one i fear. i fear no one. i do did not fear schlatt, and i do not fear quackity! and there is no one who is in the artctic that i'm scared of. so. im not afraid of anyone actually. and if you've heard otherwise you've heard wrong :]
BRUUUH no i do not fear you i simply- hbomb. i do not fear you. it's- wellmaybea little but its a different kind of fear because i do not fear anyone you've got to understand so i don't- uughdfuhudfisadfbjadsjfsdafpbyaewouasdf.
well you've heard of schlatt, right? after he decided to be a little... a little crazy he exiled my- wilbur and tommy, yeah? and then i decided to be an- an international super spy B) and uh- well, after schlatt decided to be a - a complete asshole and we all kinda just- it wasn't kinda just we did abandon him, left him to the wolves and to hang out and dry- wilbur back in... in pogtopia didn't- he didn't like me very much because he still saw me as a, a traitor, so when he turned out to be the traitor that blew up l'manburg i- well. i certainly learned about trusting people.
someone i fear? you've been- you're a fool! there's no one i fear. i fear no one. i do did not fear schlatt, and i do not fear quackity! and there is no one who is in the artctic that i'm scared of. so. im not afraid of anyone actually. and if you've heard otherwise you've heard wrong :]
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Fundy! It's been a while since we talked, how are you? Are you holding up okay in Las Nevadas? - @smp-archivist
heyyy eret! it has been a while aha uh it's been great been great we've been doing wel- okay now that quackity has stopped listening, how are you doing what's going on over there? :]
Fundy! It's been a while since we talked, how are you? Are you holding up okay in Las Nevadas? - @smp-archivist
heyyy eret! it has been a while aha uh it's been great been great we've been doing wel- okay now that quackity has stopped listening, how are you doing what's going on over there? :]
Fundy! It's been a while since we talked, how are you? Are you holding up okay in Las Nevadas? - @smp-archivist
heyyy eret! it has been a while aha uh it's been great been great we've been doing wel- okay now that quackity has stopped listening, how are you doing what's going on over there? :]
Fundy! It's been a while since we talked, how are you? Are you holding up okay in Las Nevadas? - @smp-archivist
heyyy eret! it has been a while aha uh it's been great been great we've been doing wel- okay now that quackity has stopped listening, how are you doing what's going on over there? :]
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You are formally invited to the first Winter Gala of the Dream SMP, a roleplay event organized by @hypixelsblade! This roleplay event isn't limited to only canon characters, so please feel free to bring your OCs! The event's timeline will run from December 11th to December 25th, 2021. This means that there will be plenty of time to write fluff, angst, and perhaps... even romance?
The theme of the gala itself will be formal wear with classical music playing in the background - classic, timeless, and easy to imagine. Feel free to draw your character in their outfit or post the outfit your character will be wearing! I'll be tracking the tag #DSMPRPWinterGala21 and reblogging your posts before and during the event. Furthermore, I'll be attempting to post a prompt list some time before the event starts & sending asks throughout the event, so please don't be concerned if you're worried about not having ideas.
[ a camera starts rolling. it starts shaky as the person holding it sets it down on a wooden table, but it slowly goes into focus as they lean over the camera. muttering can be heard as the camera's settings visibly change. the person fiddling must deem it good, because they lean back, in full view of the camera. fundy sits in front of it, his large black hat covering all but the tips of his soft orange ears and a flop of orange hair across his face. he blows up at it, moving it temporarily before it falls right back down on his face. he scowls.
"hey, chat," he begins. "long time no see. things have-" he does a strange noise here, a combination laugh and scoff. he seems stressed. "a lot of things are different around here. i mean, for one, look around!" he steps back and reveals his surrounding area, which looks to be some sort of modern building. "quackity hooked me up with this place after i agreed to help him out in las nevadas, and so far it's pretty sick! but that's not- that's not what i came here to talk about."
he leans close to the camera. "things around here- around the server, not just las nevadas- are getting... they're tense. things are going to start changing around here, and drastically. ever since dre-" fundy's face darkens. "since dream escaped, tensions with everyone have been high."
"this is where i'll be documenting everything i'll be doing to- well- my d- wilbur, quackity, and dream are in the middle of all of this, right? use your detective skills chat, what do they all have in common?"
he shoots a feral-looking grin at the camera. "me."
fundy steps forward to shut off the camera and ends up tripping into the table it's set on, knocking everything loose as it falls to the ground and the recording stops. ]
