🀤shiea🀢

"Happy birthday boss!!!"

Wesker looked around befuddled. Oh right... it was that day he turned 37 years old. He'd completely forgotten.

Wesker was surrounded by his stupidly smiling STARS men, who were holding a small navy blue box with a red, oddly tied ribbon.

Jill reached out, handed him the gift and quickly stepped back.

Wesker wasted no time and unwrapped the present. He peered inside and saw a small plushie, who looked just like him. It was bean shaped and really, really soft.

Chris and Jill chuckled, at the sight of their bewildered boss. For a solid minute he was entirely speechless.

"That's... very thoughtful of you...? I suppose thanks would be in order". Wesker finally muttered, visibly flustered.

"It's handmade. Barry bought the felt, Chris cut out the shapes and I did the stitching. See?" said Jill, showing Wesker her covered in bandages fingers.

"Oh. Well then, I accept the.... Wesker plushie... I'll take care of it." He smiled gently

(They never saw the mascot again. The entire Alpha Team was convinced that their boss got eventually rid of it.

Al Wesker and Will Birkin headcanons

(from their Umbrella era)

♱ William never takes his lab coat off. He could be covered with blood from head to toes (of god knows what), but he simply couldn't care less. William's lack of basic hygiene irritates Wesker, so he once decided to throw away Will's coat, just to see his lab partner digging through the trash to get it back.

♱ Birkin might be clumsy in the everyday life, but he works with extreme precision when he dissects. When Al and Will were teenagers, Al used to be really envious of his lab partner who stole the show once by isolating perfectly the visceral pericardium from the epicardium of a pea-sized squirrel.

♱ Albert used to wear ties to work, until he dipped it (by accident) in a container with suspiciously looking gloop in the formalin. Having to end his shift in lab, he stayed stinky the whole day. Surprisingly Birkin didn't mind.

♱ When Wesker was 18 and Birkin 16, they stole a beautiful moth from the lab. Little did they know it was an extremely important specimen for the Umbrella's research- When they've heard of how furious Spencer was, they flushed it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence...

♱ Young Wesker used to draw a lot, mostly the futuristic nonsense. When Spencer found out, he ordered him to get rid of the sketchbook, since drawing is the hobby in which the emotions and spirituality play a major role. When Wesker lit a match to burn the sketchbook, he noticed that one page was missing. It was Birkin who took it.