waga baga bobo

Reason im doin this is i dont yet have a job (despite applying to multiple last year) n im not quite "fit to work" as they say.

hello! we’re the jojo hell house, essentially a bunch of fuckin nerds all from different parts(and universes) who got stuck here in purgatory! by ourselves, we’re ok, but together we’re a barely functioning family :) we all have fun and have our banter here in this eternal place, but there might be something more sinister hiding beyond the curtains…

we have a fresh cast of characters to ask, including:

kira yoshikage (💥)

bald dio (🌎) (yes, you heard that right)

bruford (⚔️)

pannacotta fugo (🍓) (phf version) - you do not meet the requirements to unlock this character.

jotaro (⭐️) (part 6)

oyecomova (⏱)

Hold On…DNI and RULES:

You fit basic DNI criteria (Homo/Transphobic, Racist, Islamphobic, etc)

You’re a Anti-Anti

NO NSFW asks (Mods are all minors)

Direct your ask to a character/characters using the specified emojis next to their names. (Whole HH: 🏠)

Don’t try to derive the story from its original plot

Be patient, please, and if you can’t, don’t even send an ask ;)

Check the desc the see if the inbox is open

Magic anons are allowed but only outside of the story

Don’t try to ship anyone- none of us are capable of feeling love for each other.

Do NOT- and I mean NOT- call Bruford a femboy.

Do not ask why I, DIO, am bald. /j

please promo us! it would mean a lot and would greatly help boost our blog :D