jun'ai dormouse

“Can I keep one of the pills? How do they work? Do you swallow ‘em and then become a beastdude or do they, like, need water added…? Do they work on dogs?”

Alana sighs, having to catch her breath. “You can imagine why this is bad. If you want to keep one, I won’t stop you -- you do need to pay me for it -- but at least wait until I complete my tale. I have no one to vent to, isn’t it a shame? A tragedy, even, though on a smaller scale than the GREATS! Like Hamlet! And the Disney movie Ice Princess!”

You can tell me all the stories you want.

Oh! You need to not say anything about this to anyone ever. Otherwise, I would still tell you but then I’d have to kill you. It’d be a shame to end in such a tragic cliche.

…But is there action? Tragedy without action is like, boring.

I am all action!

she dashes forward and closes the distance, going for the gun but never taking her eyes off the other woman’s eyes. how arrogant. ) 

But TRYING is what’s important.

However, if you’re not good at something you shouldn’t try.

      Good day.

Now, now, it’s a good day.

Also, ow.

      No deal, kid. It’s not worth my time to work with people who can’t give me details and be professional.

I just want one thing. Promise me one thing. Rather, tell me you'll do it. Or won't do it. Don't do it. Don't call me a kid. Or a child, a youth, a young gun, even "girl" is pushing it when used like that. I'm not. It's not so much rude or offensive, as... arrogant. That's what I can't stand more than anything else in the ENTIRE world. That's why I'm asking, don't do it. It's a downright tragic feeling.

      I need more details on what’s to be carried and who your boss is before I agree to anything.

Ah, but I can't tell you much. She's very powerful. Beautiful. Trustworthy. Kind... oh, I'm falling in LOVE all over again! ...but if something were to happen, I'd take the fall, this is why I'm the one asking for help, though it poses a risk to me to even do so. I am the only one you really need to concern yourself with.