Sherlock Quotes

“You have to sit in the chair. They won’t talk to you unless you sit in the chair: it’s the rules.”

“Couldn't we just go to a cafe? Sherlock doesn’t follow me everywhere.”

“You’re not his friend. He doesn’t have friends. So who are you?”

“Mary, no human action is ever truly random. An advanced grasp of the mathematics of probability mapped onto a thorough apprehension of human psychology and the known disposition of any individual can reduce the number of variables considerably. I, myself, know at least 58 techniques to refine the seemingly infinate array of randomly generated possibilities down to the smallest number of feasible variables. But they’re really difficult so instead I just stuck a tracer on the inside of the memory stick.”

“Once you’ve opened your heart, you can’t close it again.”

Sherlock: Why would he date all those women and never return their calls?

“As always, you see but you do not observe.”

This hospital is full of people dying, doctor. Why don’t you go cry by their bedside, see what good it does them.

Mycroft: Just once, can you two act like grownups?

Mycroft: Doctor Watson, why would he do that to me? That was insane.