hard lonely truth

My wife and I suddenly found ourselves in possession of an extra child. Curious, I asked her when this has happened, as it seemed odd for me to miss an entire pregnancy. She informed me she'd had an affair with a spider, which didn't take nearly as long, and procured an illustrated cartoon thought bubble illuminating the process. Satisfied with this explanation, I went back to sorting Legos.

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has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

when youre nice to me this is who youre being nice to *picture of an evil dracula*

“Do it scared” “do it alone” are all great tips, but my biggest takeaway from therapy is do it messy. This is especially true if you’re getting out of a burnout, which I experience often. Literally just do it messy. You don’t need to pick the perfect trail to walk, the perfect playlist to listen to, whatever the fuck it is. You don’t need to have a meticulous to do list and wake up at the exact time you planned and drink the exact amount of water you planned to drink. Like the biggest thing for people like me to remember is sometimes it’s okay to do it messy. Put on a random yt workout and just get it done in sweats. Do 5 minutes of a daunting task and go from there. Sometimes just getting up is a win during intense burnouts or depressive funks. Literally just do it messy.

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

It’s so annoying when I say I have an irrational fear or a phobia and people try to logic me out of it. I just told you that it’s irrational.

A woman not shaving or wearing a dress or wearing makeup or wearing femme clothes or having styled or long hair or caring how she looks or using a masc name or whatever else is actually a neutral thing and not a sign of her being depressed or giving up or being sad or whatever

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options