I'm a Meaningtons, apparently.

Lovecraftian story where someone buys the Necronomicon as part of a “dark academia bundle”.

Do I feel more productive when I get up early? Yes. Do I like getting up early? No, me sleepy. Could I go to bed earlier? Sure. Do I want to? No, pls consider night is dark and I am just a little gremlin. Night time is gremlin hours and I will not be giving them up.

who tf they think the "our" is in Archive Of Our Own??? it's freaks babe. AF3. archive for fucking freaks. if you don't go here that's a you problem

actually the most significant difference between fanfiction and Serious Literature is by and large the latter is written by people whose life circumstances aligned such that they had at least the bare minimum of time and energy needed to write a novel, whereas fic authors will upload an equivalent amount of words in a single chapter update between the ceremony and reception on their wedding day because an earthquake hit and they “had some free time” while the search and rescue team was digging them out of the collapsed church

danger days is NOT meant to be listened to on good speakers you’re supposed to listen to it in the summer heat on your shit car stereo and turn it up until you can it barely sounds like music and you can feel it in your legs. ideally your check engine light should be on for an optimal listening experience but i know that’s not feasible for everyone

realizing I could technically say “yeah my mother wanted a girl so she dressed me like a little girl” to explain my childhood photos and it would technically be correct and win me much more sympathy than just saying I’m trans

“you’re right it IS weird to force children to live as a gender they know they are not”

“we should breed and ask our offspring what they think” has quickly become my favorite way to respond to someone disagreeing with me

I disagree!

you know what has to happen now

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"

trauma has literally lobotomised my memory i cant remember the past 2 years unless it’s 4am and i remember it all at once x10 bass boosted

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

The absolutely hilarity of imagining some older vampires hectoring younger ones. “Back in my day, I had to drink blood with radium in it and I liked it! We glowed in the damn dark for weeks!”

"your honour, i love them" i say about a character i would fistfight in real life

run bitch

im tired of these stupid vape tricks like just go away