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"Everything hurts..."

"Please, no more!"

"Augh... I think it's broken.."

"What sort of monster does this to a person?"

"Who did this to you?"

"No, please no! NO---Aaaugh!!!"

"They... they hurt me..."

"They didn't even ask me any questions..."

"I feel terrible..."

"It's nothing, just a scratch."

"Why is the room spinning?"

"I need to lie down..."

"You should lie down!"

"Oh, stop screaming! You're only annoying me!"

"Shhh, shhh, hush--it's okay; you're safe now!"

"No one will ever hurt you again. I swear it."

"Make the pain stop... make it stop!"

"'Stop'? Why on earth would I do a thing like that?"

"I don't feel so well..."

"____, you're hurt. You need to rest."

"You don't look so good... You feeling okay there, buddy?"

"Hold still and take a few deep breaths. This is going to hurt..."

"Don't struggle--you'll only make it worse!"

"Don't struggle--I'm trying to help you!"

"Oh my--you're bleeding everywhere!"

"Oh, boo, you got blood on the carpet!"

"Do you need me to hold your hair back while you vomit?"

"I feel like I'm gonna puke..."

"Ugh..."

"It's fine, I'm fine. Nothing to worry about!"

"'Tis but a scratch!"

"A scratch?! You're hurt--badly!"

"We need to get you to a doctor, looks like..."

"Good thing I have medical experience, or you'd be in a helluva lot of trouble!"

"Ooh... My head..."

"I'm pretty sure you've got the flu..."

"I'mma... I'm gonna---ACHOOOO!!!"

"I've been told I only have a few months to live..."

"If this kills me, I want you to have my ______."

"AUGH! Don't touch it!"

"It hurts so bad..."

"Tell me, what did I do to deserve this...?"

"I fell, honest."

"Oh, stop fussing! I'm fine, really!"

"You came for me...I thought... I'd been abandoned, but... you came..."

"Please... please, just kill me... I beg you..."

"Perhaps we should just put him/her out of his/her misery...?"

"Good people don't hurt others... Not like this."

"We're the good guys, don't you get it?! We're not supposed to hurt people, we're supposed to help them!"

Hey, its me again. Sorry for replying a bit late. Last year of school has been hectic with applications etc. So you’ve deduced my desk before so I thought I would shake it up and send you a photo of what serves as my bookshelf above my desk now. Deduce away!

Alright so I’m fairly rusty when it comes to deductions, I have to admit I haven’t been committed to working out my mind. However the first thing I noticed is that you have a love for books. My eyesight is slowly leaving me so I can’t make out all the titles but I can make out a few. 

Unless you cleaned up the bookshelf prior to the picture you’re very tidy, that and the books are in great condition from what I can see, either you haven’t read them all or you take very good care of your books.

I know that you watch Doctor Who, Sherlock, and read/watch Harry Potter. The mug filled with pencils is I believe a superhero (specifically DC) mug. The red thing beside it has the same color scheme as Deadpool, a character from Marvel Comics, but I can't be completely sure as I have no clue what that object is.

You have a lot of pencils/pens/general stationary, which matches up with you being in school. You have a minion plush from Despicable Me which means that you've probably seen both movies, and a masquerade mask that I'm not too sure means anything.

"I appreciate the offer, but I’m busy."