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what i love about sabrina carpenter is how innovative her work is. i just feel like you never see women shake their asses in music videos and i think it’s so unique and brave to create softcore porn as a female artist

as a historian, one of the hidden geniuses of her art is that she presents herself as a “sex object” but subverts your expectation by hating men. some of you might not know about this but there was this ancient philosophy back in the day called “pop feminism,” where some of the greatest minds of the decade (such as buzzfeed and miley cyrus) would pole dance and wear eyeliner strong enough to kill a man

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

having 40 minutes to leave the house is fked because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

My hottest fanfiction take is I think people should stop posting multi-fandom oneshots as a single fic with like 50+ chapters and instead post them as individual fics