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End tweet: “…I would probably be somewhere in the middle” and like. WHAT.”

gragnack

Here’s the source, it’s from his biography “The Good Neighbor”

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COME THROUGH MS TWENTYBITEEN

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newkidsonmycock35

this is the most powerful most culturally significant work of art of our generation

cmcniz

I wish I could watch this for the first time again

sheprrd

Ok but the newsreel at the bottom though

#hamilton #eliza schuyler #alexander hamilton #save the usps

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Parasite wins four Oscars at the 92nd Academy Awards, the first film not in the English language to win Best Picture!

ladyproserpinas

’cause the king of the mine is coming to call did you ever wonder what it’s like on the underside? (insp)

sheprrd

😭😭😭

#hadestown

Puppy Dog Bounce™ is my 2020 mood

#Dogs #Puppy #puppy doggo #music #2020 mood

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henryscavills

The Addams Family (1991)

sheprrd

...hot.

gaypitbull

“i wish i could go on platonic dates with people”

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icyanz

It’s called a queerplatonic partner.

dancing-cockroaches

ssstable9

Oh you mean like having friends?

mysti-crow-deactivated20200305

No that’s something different. I am firm on the idea of a platonic date. Friends is just people you don’t hate as much. Platonic peeps are actually people you care about.

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r4cs0

These people have never had any friends ever

sheprrd

"Friends is people you just don't hate as much"

Imagine being this negative about having friends

karazrel

victory stands on the back of sacrifice

sheprrd

That last one's a little harsh lmao

toastbutteregg

meet “blueberry muffin”

fiction-myreality

Mini wheat!

sheprrd

Chorizo

Alternatively, Pumpkin Cold Brew

fiction-myreality

@sheprrd mine’s definitely better.

sheprrd

@fiction-myreality you're wrong, and that's OK

toastbutteregg

meet “blueberry muffin”

fiction-myreality

Mini wheat!

sheprrd

Chorizo

Alternatively, Pumpkin Cold Brew

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argumate

sci-fi plot: yeah and in this futuristic city he meets a woman–

producer: is she a stripper? is she a callgirl? does she get her tits out? is she a cop working undercover as a stripper? is she a sexy assassin who has sex with her victims and then kills them sexily? is she a robot stripper? is she a mystical being of pure energy who has no need for clothes and a great rack? is she a holographic beer advertisement?

argumate

sci-fi plot: she’s an engineer who designs robots–

producer: does she wear a formfitting skintight jumpsuit? can you see her nipples? how well-defined is the crotch area? tell me about her feet

mother-sauces

i got this new sci-fi plot. basically there’s this robot girl except she’s got huge boobs. i mean some serious e-bees. a real set of cybadonkers. packin some jack-on-honkeros. massive crytopnecrovexillontonlogicals. big ol’ newton-hong-kong-erekoogers. what happens next?! evil corporate robot shows up with even bigger laser-mammos. humongous hydro-carbonic-pectoral-lactosers.

sheprrd

"Tell me about her feet"

- Quentin Tarantino

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