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Rebel Robin - Animatic
IT IS DONE!!
this took. ages omfg. I hope some people see this because the lore drop is kind of INSANE and more people should know about it!!!
the audio is from the Rebel Robin: Surviving Hawkins podcast, specifically from episode 2 đĽ
as you can probably tell I did not feel like drawing Mr. Hauser đ but hes still beautiful in my eyes
(I dont usually ask, but a like or reblog would be much appreciated!! '^^)
The Wheelers: Trapped in the Bell Jar đŤ
TW: suicide and depression mention
Iâve had Sylvia Plath on my mind for a while now, especially thinking about the Wheelers. But it peaked my suspicions when I saw Holly in the kitchen like this (Holly performs a conventional role until the truth slowly unravels her idyllic dream scenario):
SuoNireiSaku have different flavors of ride or die depending on their specific configuration
SuoNire: I'll keep you safe with my strenght/ I'll help keep you human with my empathy. "Iâll make sure the world doesnât harden you" and "Youâre safe being yourself with me"
SuoSaku: I'll validate your position here by following your lead unquestioningly / I'll give you a place to belong by being someone you can follow. âIf you fall apart, Iâll still be standing next to youâ and "I know exactly what you are, and I chose you anyway".
NireiSaku: I'll always believe in you, even if you show weakness / I'll always protect you, even if you become stronger. âI believed in you before you knew how to believe in yourself" and âIâm on your side. Thatâs not changing.â
SuoNireiSaku: We can be ourselves with each other / We found a home in each other / we found strenght in each other. "You don't have to call. I'll come anyway. I'll come even if you don't want me to. Because I want to- I want you."

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Was hoping the livestreamers would get to stay active but of course they were told they couldn't record. I need to know what's happening during that interview istg
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based off that winhero chapter but i made it omegaverse
suosaku but they're fighting
Bruce dropped out of medical school and as much as he tries to hide it, his kids all find out. Ofcourse they never let him live it down after that
Emo 21-year-old Bruce: You're not my father, Alfred!
Alfred: Quite right. I have a medical degree, and you don't.
Bruce:
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Dick: Hey I'm dropping out of Gotham University
Bruce: What? You're quitting college halfway?! Unacceptable, you cannot just give up on your engineering degree-
Dick: I did not just hear the failed doctor say that
Bruce:
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Bruce, fuming: You left my side tonight to go and gallivant around with harley quinn? A villain?
Steph: So what if she's a villain, Bruce? Atleast the villain has a doctorate.
Bruce:
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Bruce, bandaging Duke's wound because Alfred was busy: There, all done
Duke: Woah, didn't expect that from a college dropout
Bruce:
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Bruce: Stop ignoring my orders in the field! You need to listen, I have more experience-
Jason, as red hood, with his english degrees: Which one of us actually has a degree?
Bruce:
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Tim: So I'm dropping out of high school
Bruce: You too?! First Dick and now you?!
Tim: No, first it was you, then Dick, and now me
Bruce:
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Bruce: Damian, your recent report card indicates you're falling behind in Biology
Damian: Tt. Must run in the family, then.
Bruce:
what if Damian wasnât sent to Bruce by Talia and instead decided to do a bit of early child-rebellion by running away to him himself. Talia, pissed off but too busy dealing with uprisings in the league to go track him down herself, calls up the person Damian is most likely to listen to other than her; his brother, who she trusts to keep him safe.
the thing is, Jason is 1: busy with his own missions atm 2: was also once a rebellious little asshole who liked to run away from home. he was Damianâs tutor once, he knows the kid can handle himself and he also knows if he CANâT handle something heâll contact Jason for help. he knows this because about a week before Talia called him, Damian called him.
Jason, phone balanced between his ear and shoulder: what do you want, iâm undercover
Damian: i require money for a fake passport.
Jason:
Jason, letting go of the guy he was beating up: alright you have my attention.
Damian: i am running away from home. i wish to do something âfor the loreâ like the stories you used to tell me as a child.
Jason:
Jason âiâm going to ethiopiaâ Todd: thereâs some stuff in the fake panel under my bed. donât tell me where youâre going, i donât want to be complicit when Talia calls. also donât die, because if you do iâm gonna make you eat dirt once you get out of the pit.
Damian: understood. if i am about to die, i shall call again.
Jason: have fun kiddo.
so Jason tells Talia heâll âkeep an eye out for any leadsâ and then goes back to his normal business. league missions, his own missions, some outlaw shit, and eventually he ends up crime lording it up in Gotham. heâs a little confused when Tim Drake is seen swinging around as Red Robin rather than just Robin, but he got over his obsession with the Robin shit a while ago, so he ignores it.
until he runs into Batman and Robin. and there isnât a mask in the fucking world that could hide his kid brotherâs face from him.
Red Hood:
Robin:
Red Hood:
Robin:
Batman: why are you two staring at each other like that. whatâs happening.
Robin:
Red Hood: *deep sigh*
Robin: are you going to tell mother-
Red Hood: -when you said âlike the stories i used to tell youâ.
Robin: *looks at the floor*
Red Hood: i did NOT think you meant running to a different country to find your birth parent. you fucking COPIER.
Robin:
Robin: âŚbut you made being Robin sound so coolâŚ
Batman: what the fuck are you two talking about?
Red Hood, pointing: you stay out of this, this is family business.
Batman: ????
Tell your (adoptive) father and your brothers (biological) father to stay out of it bc it's family business. Perfect logic.

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itâs a batkid tradition to memorise Bruceâs credit card number. when you join the family you get kidnapped and held hostage by the kids while the existing siblings drill you repeatedly until you can quote all the numbers like a soldier mindlessly responding to their drill sergeant. Bruce doesnât find out this is a thing until theres a big case that requires some of the kids back up the JLA in a mission, but Duke hasnt slept for like three days so when Bruce barks at him to pay attention he snaps upwards like a sleeper agent to rattle off the entire card number by default. the table falls silent. Bruce furrows his brow.
Bruce: âŚwait. was that my credit card number?
Duke, instantly: im so sorry it was Dickâs fault i promise
Dick: HEY-
Barry: wait that was his credit card-? hey can you say it again-
Oliver: -also the pin,
Bruce: Barry, you know if you need help i am happy to-
Bruce, abruptly changing tune the second Oliver opened his mouth: -YOU can shut the fuck up i know exactly how much is in your bank right now-
Oliver: HEY I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS-
Every time another joke about Batman/Bruce Wayne passes by me, I can't help but imagine that the whole rumour about these two dating was originally (and probably accidentally) created by Bruce himself.
Just imagine, a teen Bruce, still only starting with his vigilante career, makes a crucial mistake - he pays with his own credit card in front of people, while being Batman. A stupid, absolutely instinctive mistake, but in his defence he wasn't sleeping normally for a week, and had an open wound in his stomach that day, so. Whoops.
And then someone asks Bruce Wayne about it, in front of a thousand cameras. And he blurts out the first thing that comes to his mind.
Reporter: So, mister Wayne, recently citizens had reported that they saw Batman paying for the damage in the city... with your credit card. Care to explain details behind this?
Bruce, smiling stupidly: Oh, he is my ex. I sometimes sponsor him.
The crowd: (goes wild)
Alfred, starting at the interview back in the Batcave: ...We are never going to get rid of this, are we?
And guess what? They don't!
Bruce thinks that with time passing, with his love interests switching and new rumours spawning in the world, they might forget about it. He was young, he was stupid - he fucked up, alright?
But decades pass. He has a whole football team of kids. Everyone still ship Bruce and Batman.
And when this stupid video accidentally gets resurfaced on the internet again, his family goes insane. They start creating even more stupid rumours on galas.
Reporter: Mister Wayne... For years now, the crowds are speculating... Who is exactly your mother, and where is she now?
Damian, sighing pitifully: My father and my mother don't enjoy contacting each other, sadly. My mom says that their relationship was just a rebound; father desperately tries to forget Batman... Still, to this day.
Bruce, gripping the glass of champagne: ...
Talia, watching this interview with Ra's: Now, that's my son right there.
Dick: Oh, why I was screaming at Batman in the middle of the street a few days ago? Oh, this bastard- I mean, this respectable vigilante, he dared to get in the argument with Bruce. He can't really leave him alone, really! They are so insane about each other... So toxic, but so, uh, captivating... But you know, Bruce! He has such a fragile heart...
Gotham: Aw-w, poor mister Wayne!
Bruce, sighing: Jesus Christ.
Tim, shaking his head to the camera: I hate Red Robin, really. Did you know that his existence is just a direct offence to my father? Yeah, actually, Batman took this kid under his wing with another man - I am not going to tell who - to make dad jealous. This is disgusting!
Jason, who returned from the death by pretending that all this time he was under the child protection system after becoming an accidental witness of the second Robin's death: Oh, yeah, it was tough... Poor kid exploded in front of my eyes! Reporter: But, mister Todd-Wayne, what were you doing in that warehouse?
Jason, wiping fake tears: They were like my divorced parents, you know... Batman and Bruce. Batman really tried to mend things with dad back then, and wanted me to like him... We just wanted to spend some time together with him, and that Robin kid... God, it was terrible... Batman refuses to contact me now. I miss my second dad...
Bruce, back in the Batcave, watching as Batman's reputation goes lower and lower: ........................... Alfred: Well, master Bruce... Bruce: Not a word. Al. Please.
Jason Todd arrives to the Gotham after being brought back alive for the first time, and while building up his career as Red Hood, visits Harvey Dent in the Arkham. They talk in a surprising peace, discuss this and this, and Jason even shares some of his insane ass lore, because, honestly, who is going to believe Harvey Dent?
And no one doesn't.
But there is a problem. The next time Bruce Wayne visits Harvey, Harvey randomly drops a bomb on him by saying that he is so, so glad that their Jaylad is back, and he grew up so much, looks so much like Bruce now! He even tries to assure him that, you see, yeah, Jason was dead, but he crawled out of his grave, and then, the Lazarus Pit fixed him!
Bruce thinks Harvey finally had reached the end of his line. Like, low-key, the last stage of insanity.
Harvey: God, he is still so well-mannered. I feel so pleased that he came to visit old me first, though. I always thought I was his favourite over you.
Bruce, laughing awkwardly, while asking the medics to add some new medicine to Harvey: Ahaha, yeah, that sounds like our Jaylad.
Harvey: Super happy for him, seriously. I mean, look at him, getting himself a new career as a Red Hood. That's our son. Feel a little bit bitter that he is into Al Ghuls family now, but that's fine.
Bruce, frowning, because Harvey isn't supposed to know about Al Ghuls and their connection to Lazarus Pit or about Red Hood: Uh, had J-Jason said something else to you?
Harvey: Oh, damn, we spoke for the whole night. He was pissed at you, though. Like, for the Tim guy, whoever he is.
Bruce, turning to the doctors: ...Maybe, uh, give me the same pills you gave him. I feel like I need it, too.
Bruce: *slowly putting down fork, staring at Jason from across the dinner table* you WHAT Jason: *still eating, unconcerned* what, like it fuckinâ matters? Ainât no one in thâ damn thing; thatâs for sure Bruce: that doesnât mean you can re-engrave your HEADSTONE to say âhere does NOT lie Jason todd, death on holdâ!! Jason: *taking another aggressive bite of salad* I donât see why the fuck not
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So mad at how long this took
Dick: I have the best idea.
Tim: I already donât like where this is going.
Dick: Just hear me out. So we kidnap Bruce and send him on a vacation, and then-
Tim: Nope. Wonât work.
Dick: Of course it will.
Tim: How are you going to kidnap Bruce, Dick? Make up an emergency on a beautiful yet relatively inaccessible tropical island?
Dick: *opens mouth*
Tim: No, no, please donât.
Dick: Fine. So AFTER we get him there, we-
Jason: Break into Arkham.
Dick: What? No! Why would we do that?
Jason, shrugging: I donât know. Seemed to fit.
Dick: Look, Bruce just needs a vacation, okay?
Damian, entering the room: What are we covering up?
Dick: Nothing!
Damian: Donât worry, I wonât judge.
Dick: *throws hands in the air*
Dick: *leaves*
Tim: You know, I think Dick could use a vacation.
Jason and Damian: *nod*
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Dick getting to some random island fully prepared to engage in a fight to defend the planet
Dick deciding he can yell at his brothers tomorrow
Bruce accidentally seeing the same alert a bit later because Tim forgot to turn it off
Bruce showing up at the island too
Dick giving him an Alfred patented Lookâ˘ď¸ until he sits his little bat butt down
Eight hours later Dick saying he hopes the boys donât break into Arkham while theyâre gone
I like to image that they run into Alfred and Barbara while also on the island and at first they were all relaxed and âwow youâre here too? Nice.â
Then they all suddenly sit up and point at each other and are like âwait, if youâre here, then whoâs making sure the kids arenât unleashing chaos in Gotham?â
Bruce, forcefully calming himself: Itâll be fine. Kate is still there. The kids wonât do anything too outrageous with her still in town.
Kate, walking up behind them with a smoothie: Whoâs not doing anything outrageous?
Bruce, shooting to his feet: Whenâs the next ferry off this island.
Dick: Not for another 7 hours so you might as well sit down and get some vitamin D. This is probably the first time youâve seen the sun in a while.
Meanwhile back in Gotham:
Jason: So as the responsible adult in this situationâŚ
A short time later:
Tim: Who knew Jason could be so boring?
Steph: Yeah, I thought he was going to be fun, ya know?
Damian: We have made a mistake.
Duke: Hey Jason, I thought you wanted to break into Arkham?
Jason, coming over: Itâs only fun if it makes someoneâs eye twitch.
Tim, grumbling: Being stuck here is making MY eye twitch.
Jason, with a slightly feral grin: And arenât we having fun.
*bats chirping in the background*
Steph: Hey, so, how do you feel about tropical islands?
Alfred would try to swim back home if he knew the kids were alone in his kitchen, so now Dick, Kate and Bruce have to do anything and everything in their power to keep him from knowing all three of them are there.
I've always said it. When left in charge of a situation, Jason evolves into An Adultâ˘
They are doing pottery. They were initially making those beaded bracelets and necklaces but Jason put a stop to that after Steph started pelting Tim with beads (âWhat if that had hit his eye?!â âIf it did it wouldnât have been an accidentâ) and Damian had put ninja stars in the necklace he was making and was swinging it around like a lasso.
Jason also placed a bag of those foam building blocks for toddlers in clear warning of the next activity they will be participating in if these unsafe shenanigans continue.
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I love this fic and want to propose the next in this series where Bruce, Kate, Dick, Alfred, Jim Gordon and Barbara are stuck on an island on an enforced tropical vacation. Thereâs a whole round of âwait but I thought you were with the kids!â and then there is a slow, slow realization (the camera zooms up to them as their hearts collectively sink) and they realize JASON IS IN CHARGE.
cue all of them trying to get off the island. Except. EXCEPT. All of them are competent adults (tm) and theyâre both really mad at each other for leaving the house unattended and also simultaneously want to prove that theyâre the most competent adult to ever adult which leads to a balls to walls pissing contest which fucks everything up. Cue a series of crazy misadventures with increasing amounts of international incidents, tangling with assassins, alfredâs reunion with the russian spy who was the talia to his bruce, Jim having to jump out of a plane with no safety equipment, Barbara running over a witch disguised as a cockroach with her wheelchair and getting cursed and Kate and Bruce locked in a fierce argument about some stupid incident from their childhood that no one even remembers the WHOLE 36 HOURS.
so they get home. Their clothes are singed. Bruce is reasonably sure heâs lost a testicle along the way. They donât care. The kids need them!!!! What shenanigans have the children gotten up to while they were gone!!!! They run home, up the driveway and burst in!!! Only to see⌠foam blocks?
âyou guys hungry? I made some lasagnaâ Jason asks sweetly from his armchair. on the ground are all the kids, having genuine fun with foam blocks.
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Tbh I love the fact that Cass should be the responsible Adult⢠since she's older than Jason but she decided it would be funnier to let him roam wild instead of being the responsible one (which is so valid of her really).
1) I think the problem is that Cass doesn't actually know what Being A Responsible Adult entails. She would try, but she would do it somehow SO COMPLETELY MISS THE TARGET. And Bruce knows this. So does Jason.
But you know what Bruce also knows? He knows Jason.
So I choose to believe that once it's clear everyone is there which leaves Jason essentially the only potential Responsible Adult? He relaxes. Because he knows that when it actually matters, Jason will be responsible both out of a feeling of obligation and out of a desire to frustrate his younger siblings for fun.
So everyone else is panicking (except Alfred, who doesn't do anything so gauche as panic, and Kate who is just like "not my circus not my monkeys") and Bruce is tanning and drinking a daquiri and having a Really Good Day.
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I love this. Plus, it's so true. Jason can be responsible if a situation or role calls for it. And honestly age really doesn't account for who will be responsible because sometimes you end up with odd situations where the most mature of a bunch might be the youngest... it really just depends. But yeah I wouldn't put Cass in control as the responsible adult because that is not her role... it's not her circus not her monkeys and I think she might enjoy the chaos the others would cause a lot. Jason though would be responsible and would keep the others in line. Though to see the adults panicking and their vacation turning into a misadventure of chaos would be amazing and probably accurate since the kids had to get their chaotic tendencies from somewhere.
Jason gets his siblings under control partially to spite Bruce.
Bruce canât get his kids under control, but Jason can, and does it out of spite. When the family sends him to the tropical island, he enjoys himself because heâs able to have fun. Unlike someone he knows.
Jason would 100% be That Mom. You know the one. He would have snacks and meal plans ready to accomodate everyoneâs taste and he would have activities and crafts and there would be running through the sprinklers cuz young vigilantes have a ton of energy to burn off but Jason made lemonade so it's cool