tired but trying

You’re going to be the karma that’s going to bite me in the ass, I can already feel it.

I was right, but it was fun during the time.

i feel a lil upset rn but that’s what happens when ur alive i guess

when she says “ooo” I die

They aired this!!!

I can’t

She wears short skirts I’m clad only in bubble wrap She’s cheer captain and I’m performing my famous lawn chair handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

its funny how you say non-millennials as if millennials aren’t offended bei every little tiny thing that could possibly happen

being offended by wearing a coat inside is very different to being offended by violent racism but sure enjoy your tea

I’M SO GLAD THIS GOT A TON OF NOTES

THEY LOOK SO HAPPY TO BE HELPING

There needs to be one with a sign that says, “I trained 4 turtles to fight crime in New York”

I literally felt stress leave my body watching this.

I love him, I hope he’s having a good day.

He’s a good boy 😀

A FRIEND