shellygurumi

I just had a total fanfic day date. Went to the movies. Got food. (I sneaky paid for his meal because he always pays for me with an uno reverse credit card.) Then went shopping and giggled at things together and told stories about our friends and families. Then we ended it with ice cream. <3

Except we’re fucking 40 and we both got like 1/4 of the way through our ice cream and tapped out 🤣🤣🤣 It’s okay, I have an upset tummy and I’m being very brave about it.

It reminds me of an SNL sketch a younger friend shared with me like “going to parties after 30”

“Hey you wanna have a good time tonight?”

“No man I’m good”

“No really, if you want to have a good time, take this”

And it’s like, Advil.

My friend goes “is this sketch realistic?”

And I was like “I guessed the punchline would be Tums or Advil, so I’m gonna say yes.”

Anyway, my point is, eat all the cute ass ice cream you can while you can. Cause you never know when you’re gonna tap out of that chocolate lovers delight in a waffle cone bowl with someone cute. Luckily, how they react to this moment marks them as a keeper or not. And if you both have the same thing happen, at least you have tumblr to relate to.

Yes.