"...And It Came Out Of Nowhere!"

oh my god they were loot mates

It’s kind of bizarre how prolific and influential Danny DeVito is for a guy who deliberately cultivates a professional reputation as kind of a schlub. Not only has he appeared in over eighty movies – up to five per year, at his most active – he’s directed multiple Oscar-nominated films, served as producer or executive producer on many more (Pulp Fiction, anyone?), and racked up a list of miscellaneous credits and accolades as long as your arm. The dude goes out of his way to make you think he’s just this scrubby little twerp, but whenever you’re not watching him he’s basically out there ruling the world.

He also has his own signature brand of limoncello

summer looks

people with uteri are never gonna have a perfectly flat stomach. they’re always gonna have a little pouch, because that’s where we keep our bees.

once a month the moon angers the bees

NOT THE BEES

let the rats stroll!

Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle

Danny is ur dad’s brother and Jeff is ur mom’s

@shekicksandbucks

QUEEN OF BEING HUMAN 

how I felt when @shekicksandbucks said she’d make out with danny devito 😂😂

IT’S NOT JUST ME, OKAY??