( braeden lemasters. twenty-three. he/him. ) i think i just saw SEAMUS “SHAY” CONNELLY ride by on a golf cart . at least i think it was them . after all , OFF MY MIND BY JOE P was blasting on the transistor radio . maybe they were on their way to work , i hear they’re a SERVER hey totally could have been on their way to DRIVE AROUND AIMLESSLY AND LISTEN TO MUSIC WITH THE WINDOWS DOWN . guess we’ll never know . you’ll definitely know its them when you see WORN SNEAKERS WITH THE SOLES PEELING, SNEAKY SIPS OF ALCOHOL WHILE WORKING, and A SMILE THAT TOUCHES YOUR EYES around the country club . let’s just hope they stay off the green after hours or else the sprinklers will get them !
hi friends ! you can call me wren — i’m in the est timezone, i recently developed a crush on dominic fike, i have two dogs that i love more than anything, i’m a massive dork that does the nyt daily mini crossword and plays this stupid ass interior decorating game literally every day, i love pineapple fried rice an absurd amount, and in general i’m hype to bring my boi shay to ya ! he’s brand new so pls bear with me as i develop him more but here’s a bit about him:
shay grew up as the perpetual middle child— he assumed the role of mediator early on to ease the tensions of growing up in a family of six ( including his parents ), with a dad that worked more than he saw his own children and a mother that hoarded so much that it was difficult to walk around the house
he’s used to being the comedic relief and ever since he was little, shay is desperate to make people around him comfortable and happy
he’s got a bunch of sisters so it’s no wonder he’s lowkey a soft boi
living at home wasn’t healthy for him so needless to say, shay moved out and gained independence pretty early; it was perfect timing, since his then longterm girlfriend ( enter: miss cassia crocetti ) was also interested in moving out
their relationship was quite Toxic— cassia was jealous, and shay was the perfect amount of oblivious. after an incident ( to put it lightly ), shay pretty much ghosted her because homeboy doesn’t know how to deal with serious situations
( alcoholism and drug use tw ) oddly enough ( and ironically ), shay was probably much better off in the years he was dating cassia than he is now. sure, he’s not in that unhealthy situation anymore but he’s slipped— he drinks. a Lot. like probably has woken up on the golf course or some shit. he dabbles in some party drugs and weed too.
( depression tw ) shay definitely has been dealing with undiagnosed depression for a while, too. it comes in waves but they’re silent— there are days where he can’t leave his bed. there are times when he starts to show signs of hoarding and doesn’t clean his place. but the best part is that he hides it !! sometimes he just dips for a while and comes back like nothing’s wrong !! the type to cry in his car but walk into work singing and dancing to make people happy ! he said i will suffer in silence thank you !!
he’s generally very directionless and sometimes idk how he makes it through life
like he’s always running late. to the point that you should just expect it ? and yet this man has not lost his job ? Hm
i really said: here’s all the reasons why shay lowkey sucks
but really this boy is what some would classify as a golden retriever. absolutely the person you want to be around and the person you want to see at a party
he can be kind of a flirt but truly he’s a little Dumb he doesn’t realize he’s flirting/being flirted with so he really works best with people that are direct about their intentions
if i haven’t made it clear he has a very bubbly, happy personality ! truly just a sad boy that has learned how to convince people he’s fine
he remembers things about people !! like will he remember to text you back ? maybe not but he will remember your coffee order
he’s a very enthusiastic music listener. like freaks out when he likes a song and will belt the lyrics while driving around
he loves his stupid shitty honda
think baby driver with the way he can’t drive until he has the perfect song playing; yes this has made him late on multiple occasions
probably owns a guitar but never learned more than like two songs
he’s very Open Minded. take that as you will <3
the boy can make friends with a wall
def not much of a relationship guy... he might have some fuckboy tendencies. like he’s not above sending 2am texts ( typically drunk ) or leaving early in the morning without saying anything to the other person. class act !!
generally he just tends to fuck up his relationships bc he’s got some Trauma he hasn’t worked through but like who has time for that !!
ok i think i’ve said enough god i do not shut up ! wait here are some shay energy tiktoks
he absolutely doesn’t use dating apps and this is exactly why
shay in serious situations :)
shay irish exiting but it’s probably because he wanders when he’s drunk xoxo
this is just him being drunk and the center of attention at parties i promise his voice isn’t as good as andrew garfield’s
anyway i love developing plots so much so if that’s your vibe, hit me up and i would be so happy to figure something out !
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“you should know this by now. i run on one speed, and it’s fast, so you either keep up or live to regret it!” she shrugged, hands on her hip as she was stopped, allowing him to catch up. now, this kind of went against her whole ‘keep up’ mentality, but she at least wanted to go into the party together. as much as she liked showing up to parties, she didn’t want to be alone. she’d wait, but only for that reason. “it’s not my fault that you couldn’t figure out how to put your shoes on earlier,” she teased, looking him up and down as she watched him finish the last shoe. “but you know what, i’m going to forgive you because you’ve been nice to me this week, and after you took that table with the horrible family for me, it’s only fair, isn’t it?” she wanted to keep him around, too. he was one of the few people that both encouraged and actively participated in her antics, it was a good thing that they had going, so a light teasing would be about as far as she’d go, never anything malicious. “you mean you weren’t totally feeling that? something about a couple having a complete blow up fight to the soundtrack of don’t stop believin’, it’s poetic.” she chuckled. “i make no guarantees to that one. there’s never a bad time for showtunes.”
“YOU KNOW, I think there’s a small–” eyes squint as he lifts his hand and pinches the air. “–minuscule part of me that enjoys getting difficult tables. it’s almost like a challenge to win them over.” shay snickers to himself. “i definitely didn’t that night, considering the single-digit tip but...” he shrugs. “just means you owe me.” he’s kidding, of course. a laugh escapes him and he shakes his head, hands sliding into his pockets. “i was not feeling that. something about...” he sucks in air through his teeth, though it’s followed by laughter as he continues, “... there’s something about loud infidelity accusations that i feel like didn’t quite fit steve perry’s vision of journey’s music. but who knows? maybe i just wasn’t drunk enough.” he nudges his friend’s side as they continue walking. “so what’s the deal, here? who are these people? are we avoiding anyone, am i pretending to be a cousin visiting from nashville, are we taking a souvenir on our way out? what’s the vibe?”
Now and then, Zara would cover a shift for one of the bartenders over at Chef Clouds. Basic cocktails were basic cocktails, and she could do that in her sleep. It was nice to have a change of pace, and an excuse to talk to more people. Clocking in for her shift, she glanced over at one of the servers, “Hey, stranger.”
closed @shaycon
IT JUST SO happens to be one of those days where shay can’t be bothered to interact with people— specifically, customers. it’s no wonder he stepped into the back entrance of chef clouds at the beginning of his shift, door swung open and an arm extended in the air while he loudly announced: “what a day to work in customer service!” because that’s just how shay works; no matter how he’s feeling, it’s rare to catch him in anything lesser than a good mood. so, when he hears a familiar voice at the bar while he leans on a bar stool, twirling a dish towel around, he perks up immediately. “no shit!” he chirps as he spots zara, a big smile spreading across his face. “someone call out? you’re too nice to be taking shifts.” he turns and sits on the stool, forearms resting on the bar surface. “you ready for an absolute rager of an evening? maybe some drunk, old golfer men to make things mildly interesting on a weeknight?”
“if you don’t pick up the pace i will leave you right here–” libby called over her shoulders as she made steps closer to the house in the distance. call it a gift, a hidden talent, whatever, but somehow libby had become very well versed in finding parties, even if she didn’t know a person there. that’s usually how she ended up bringing shay with her, he was almost always just as down for these kinds of things as she was, and he made a good party companion. as they got closer to the front door, she turned around, giving him a grin. “now, i promise this one won’t be as bad as last time. that was my bad, and i’m sorry about that. but, if it is, we’ll find something better to do. just trust me, okay?”
@shaycon
“LISTEN, IT’S NOT my fault you walk with such purpose, lib!” he’s straggling behind because somehow, shay managed to leave the house without fully tugging his shoe on over his heel. so now, he’s a good few feet behind his friend, half bent over and tucking the loose shoe laces inside his shoe. a light jog gets him caught up with her and finally, he’s surveying the area in front of them. shay connelly is not someone to question anything about a party ( perhaps he is, but it’s typically too late and he’s probably lost interest in the answer anyway ) but it’s safe to say his interest is piqued. green eyes settle on the girl in front of him as she turns around to face him. and in all honesty, shay doesn’t quite hold grudges. it takes a lot for him to be bothered but it doesn’t mean he won’t play up feigned annoyance just to tease libby. a roll of his eyes and a click of his tongue sets the tone, though his smile gives away any semblance of seriousness. “i mean, that couple screaming at each other did really kill the mood of that karaoke party but at least i got a good brownie out of it... even if there was no weed involved.” he wrinkles his nose. “just no show tunes this time.”
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