Fear and Loathing in My Mind

Humans put in a lot of effort to smell good only to be creeped out when someone tells them they smell good.

When two people kiss, they form an opened pipe of 22m (36ft) from anus to anus

All men were at one point a boy trapped inside a woman’s body.

Being gay often comes with doing a lot of things later than everyone else. Having your first kiss later than everyone else, having your first relationship later than everyone else, and all the things that we missed in middle school or high school we scramble to catch up on as adults. But doing things such as going on a date for the first time in your late teens or your twenties, or hell, even your thirties, does not make those experiences any less important or worth any less than if you had done them earlier. Do not be ashamed of “missing out” on common middle or high school experiences. You still have a long life to live, and plenty of time to make up for it.

He’s helping, I’d let him eat all those dang flies off me

So that’s what people are talking about when they say “smh”…

🙃🙃🙃

Someone in your life has likely had a sexual thought about you, wanted or unwanted at one point

Poultry farmers are literally chicken tenders.

Porn is the only type of movies where spoilers are allowed in the title.