car radio.

Why do I find that so funny? But you’re right, they probably should’ve saved that for somewhere else.

Honestly, I was trying really hard not to laugh while it was happening. Especially 'cause they kept moaning, it was so awkward. Right? Somewhere a lot more private and a lot less people to witness it.

Aww isn’t PDA wonderful.

Not really! Not when you're scarring people for life.

Not sure what you’re talking about! You’ve got the wrong girl, buddy. And if I were the right girl I can one hundred percent assure you that I saw what I saw on accident and I haven’t thought about it for a single second since. Don’t get your hopes up, babe.

I think you know exactly what I'm talking about and I think you're just trying really hard to be in denial 'cause you're too shy to admit that you wanna see it again. Bet you start peeking on purpose now. I'm startin' to think you're the voyeur here, Liv.

You caught me! I’m truly devastated. I’ll never be able to look at a dick again.

'cause nothing could ever compare, right? So, I'm guessing you liked what you saw then, hm? Can't stop thinkin' about it, can ya'?

I would’ve, to be honest with you. Like how are people even comfortable doing that in public? I’ll never understand.

I'll never know, to be honest. Never realised how weird of a concept PDA is 'til now. Like literally, you're putting on a show for people. There's a certain limit to what's socially acceptable and not and they definitely crossed that line. 

Bet you got a stiffy, didn’t you, Shawn?

Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. Why? You sad you missed it?

And did you tell ‘em to get a room?

That did come to mind but I mean, I didn't want to interrupt them lovebirds. Sure, I'll probably be scarred for the rest of my life but 'ey, shit happens. Except I think if I were to ever be caught in that situation again, I don't think I'd be able to stay quiet. 

So basically what you’re saying is you’re a massive voyeur? Nice.

No, that's not what I'm saying! I'm saying that was disturbing and I think I'll stick to internet porn.