Three Goblin Art
noise dept.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
JVL
Today's Document
RMH
Kaledo Art
shark vs the universe
One Nice Bug Per Day
oozey mess
titsay
Monterey Bay Aquarium
izzy's playlists!
Product Placement
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
taylor price
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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@shatterscreen
The voice of the planet is positively gleeful.
“Yes! Here, I’ll give you some of each. Go give your home a yeast infection.”
"I will pass. I was more suggesting we milk the planet. Deplete you of your precious..." He stares at the bag of milk and yeast and also mushrooms. He doesn't want this.
But...
But maybe, there's a good use for this.
"... I will give Lord Prime a yeast infection. Thank you."
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“It’s better as brownies. Maybe I should just key your paint and give up on denting anything, huh. Would that work for you?” But the human isn’t making a move to get up from where he’s actively taking a drag off his joint.
"Oh, Primus, you want me to bake brownies for you? What next, you want me to make milk and tuck you into berth when your trip gets a little too intense? Should I pat your helm, too?" ... Maybe he could look up brownie recipes later.
He rolls his optics. "As if I would give you a chance to key me."
“You deserve every dent your ass has ever gotten. And you smell like weed.”
"I have no dents in my ass, at the very least, not from you."
He is holding up an absurdly thick bag of weed, "Really. I wonder why that is. I suppose you wouldn't want any of it, if you hate the smell so much."
"I sense there is some evil afoot.."
"Evil? Where? You must be imagining it."
He's trying to steal everything not bolted down.
This Smokescreen's side of the diagram began to update as Soundwave learned more and more about him. The occupation and obvious distaste for the other Smokescreen was quickly noted down. But underneath lied assumptions about his personality.
- Uses anger to cover fear
- Prey animal instincts
- Uses grandiosity to cover up glaring flaws
Huh. That last one was oddly familiar. Though, the Smokescreen in front of it certainly had a more... negative outlook on life. The list updated once more.
- Pessimist
Soundwave stood up after the last update. Its visor faded to black before a wavelength appeared.
" Designation- Soundwave. Occupation- Third in Command of Decepticon forces. Intelligence Officer and my- Megatron's- most trusted. "
The updating diagram only serves to make him frown further, leaning close and squinting to properly read everything. Hm. This Soundwave was still preferable to his own, but he couldn't take any of this sitting down.
"P-prey animal instincts?!? He is staring, aghast, at the read of him, "I'll show you prey!"
He is attempting to tackle Soundwave as itcontinues. "I'm not afraid of you, and I don't have glaring flaws. ... And anyone who isn't a pessimist this far into a hopeless war is a fool."
"I don't understand how you became Megatron's most trusted. Was it via doing these "reads" of other bots? Is that all it took? Megatron is far too trusting. It's a shame none of your intel would be useful for me."
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unlikely. it's all being absorbed by your huge ass
Wrong. It's reflecting off of my huge ass, as my aura and entire being is far too evil for such a beam to move through me.
all the love is bouncing off of your huge ass. because it's too thick for it to penetrate.
..........
If I didn't need you to steal video games for me, I would have put you in the direct line of the love beam ages ago.
unlikely. it's all being absorbed by your huge ass
Wrong. It's reflecting off of my huge ass, as my aura and entire being is far too evil for such a beam to move through me.
@convenientkeystorage replied to your post “its real. love beam go-”:
ha, get love beamed idiot
I hope you get hit with the love beam's aftershocks, fool!
its real. love beam go-
AUGH
Don't hit me with that!!
love and understanding upon ye
LOUD HISSING.
... That's not real love, is it?
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@convenientkeystorage replied to your post “is it just a phase .”:
you look like if my chemical romance was a car
Excuse you? ... Who is My Chemical Romance?
you're uncultured on TWO planets. here, educate yourself
...
...
A compliment, I think. After thorough research, I think this song is also fitting.
@convenientkeystorage replied to your post “is it just a phase .”:
you look like if my chemical romance was a car
Excuse you? ... Who is My Chemical Romance?
is it just a phase .
It's not a phase, Anonymous. I am going to look cool. Forever.
"I'm not a decepticon! I'm a miner!
You don't look scary! a little dirty and maybe banged up, and your color scheme is a bit different but I don't mind hugging you!"
Come here nerd, and get hugged!
"A... Miner. You mine. In a mine." He looks genuinely surprised, unsure how to even react. This bot? A miner? He doesn't even look strong...
There's a dramatic frown as Orion says he's not scary, "I am scary! I could bite you! What if I bit you? That would be scary, wouldn't it?"
He's hissing at the affection, but isn't trying to pull away from it. Yet.
@blindxptimism replied to your post “Imagine getting affection and cuddling like some...”:
You should try it sometime! It's pretty nice!
Spoken like a true Decepticon.
Even if I wanted to-- which I don't,-- I am far too intimidating and terrifying for anyone to ever consider cuddling.
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Imagine getting affection and cuddling like some kind of Decepticon.
Imagine...
That could never be me.
Fascinating.
So many new details to document. Every single one was meticulously catalogued into a side by side comparison. Each dent, scrape, patch of chipped paint was archived, and next to the physical scan was a growing list of personality differences too.
The most interesting so far was the closed off and nearly aggressive way this Smokescreen conducted himself. It was such a departure from the usual over-compensating, cheery and deflective disposition. Soundwave's processor nearly spun itself dizzy with the possibilities.
What seemed to be the most logical conclusion (so far) is that something had happened to Smokescreen. Soundwave would have been concerned if its curiosity wasn't so strong. Another option is that this was a different Smokescreen. It was a likely possibility- Soundwave had come to be fully aware of just how vast the multiverse is.
Soundwave completely ignored the challenge over their paint jobs. Truly nothing could be less interesting than fighting over rights to the colors they wore right now. Instead, it leaned over and stuck its face right in this interloper's.
The visor lit up, showing the side by side comparison it had been compiling. Each side held one of the Smokescreens- on the left, its "friend". On the right, the one it faced now. Each side included details that explained just how different they were.
After a few moments, Soundwave tilted its head to the side in question. Asking for an explanation- expectant and impatient. Just who are you?
Smokescreen can only glare as Soundwave observes and notes his differences, uncertain why it was so intent on staring. He tried not to show his fear, but it was starting to leak into his field, despite himself. His alternate seemed to have better control over his field...
"Hey. Don't ignore me! Maybe I will change your paint for you. I could throw a paint bucket at you without remorse." He threatened, though he really was more hurt at how easily the bot paid no mind to his threats.
He frowns as Soundwave brings its face up to him, trying to push the other away, after a moment of staring at its face. "Don't compare me to him. That's the version of me, if I was an utter pushover, is it not? Are you from that universe, as well?"
"I am Smokescreen. Soldier in the Autobot army, soon to be Lord Prime's tactician, among other things." The thought of becoming the bot to assassinate Prime was starting to grow, after all... "And you?"
