EXO M Next Door (Featuring two of China's sweetheats!)
Xiumin: I'm sad so we're going to stay at my grandfather's old house in China.
Chen: Your grandfather lives in China?
Xiumin: But he died and now I am sad.
Lay: So anyway wouldn't it make more sense for me to be in the role because I'm the composer of this subunit and I'm actually from China and -
Xiumin: Oh look, we're here.
Definitely not Luhan in a wig: -pops out of EXO's trashcan holding a camera- I LOVE EXO! ONE DAY EXO WILL NOTICE ME. TODAY IS APPARENTLY THAT DAY!
Xiumin: LUHAN WHAT ARE YOU - I mean. Grumble grumble. Stupid girl.
Lay: Wow, this sure is an awkward situation this plucky girl has gotten herself into.
Luhan: -heavy breathing- Xiumin is my bias. Please let me touch him.
Kris: -kicks down the door- Where is my twin sister?!
Luhan: I have found the Eldorado. Look at him. Look at the Eldorado.
Kris: Why is my sister in a trashcan breathing heavily?!
Xiumin: All things considered, it seems like an appropriate place for her.
Luhan: HE ALLUDED TO MY EXISTENCE I COULD DIE
Kris: You're trying to kill sister?!
Chen: Naw man, she's just stalking us.
Kris: Lulu, come home with me right now
Kris: -forcibly removes Luhan from the house-
Lay: What a lovely young lady she was. I hope if I treat her respectfully, she will come to find in her heart a love for and attraction to me.
Xiumin: Grumble grumble what a waste of space grumble
Xiumin: He was in LA so he couldn't be in this drama
SM: Wait, how did LINE even get Kris and Luhan to appear in this drama?!
LINE: We promised they would get a chance to smooth things out with their exes
LINE: Also we're giving them lots of breaks if they're feeling ill
LINE: Seriously it wasn't remotely hard
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