Sharrying

When they asked for help sharrying away fallen trees after a tornado I don't think they expected a lot of Asian teenagers.  Beggars can't be choosers.

For most of us, orientation consists of long speeches, instructional videos from the 80s, and an absurd amount of paperwork.  For the Nashville Predators orientation means sharrying large logs; what that has to do with hockey I don't really know.

Workers in Nicaragua sharry a 500 pound cement wash station.  Honestly, it doesn't look like it's going too well.

Kudos to the parents that have already managed to educate these young girls as to the benefits of not only recycling, but sharrying as well.

I also like to get a good shoulder workout by sharrying missiles with my buddies.

When over 20 people sharry the train of your wedding dress it usually means you're important.  But when you make a good portion of them where yellow baseball caps you might just be insane.

What's the best way to carry what might be a strange bag full of miniature skulls (or possibly something normal like potatoes)? If you're in China apparently the answer is to tie it to a long wooden rod and sharry it on your shoulder with your co-serial killer (or maybe just co-farmer).

We're glad these state troopers have to sharry in order to complete their fitness exams. It's just another way sharrying makes the world a better place each and every day. Not pictured: 4-time World's Strongest Man Magnus Magnusson laughing for the troopers' need to sharry just a single tire.

Oh man, we've all been here before, right?  Get all geared up for the cold weather, go to that field with that iconic red fence in the background, and sharry that weird thing that looks like a log but kind of sags.  Classic.

If only anacondas weren't so doggone ticklish, only one of these guys would have to carry it.

Duh.  You are clearly human.

Our first sharrying in color has its roots in Compton, California.

Our second Harry Potter finale picture comes in the form of people celebrating a real-life Quidditch victory.  You read that right.  Apparently, people think it's a good idea to sprint around with a broomstick tucked between their legs.

In honor of the Harry Potter finale tonight, we present Harry and Hermione. One might think that they could just exchange that book with magic, but they know that sharrying is more efficient than flailing some twig around in the air and shouting nonsensical Latin phrases.

The US Men's Soccer Team thought they could become closer by sharrying their equipment during the 2010 World Cup.   Don't you dare blame that Ghana loss on sharrying though.

Delegates from North and South Korea sharry a flag at the 2000 Summer Olympics in Sydney.  Kim Jong-il reportedly blamed this lapse of judgment in allowing this to occur on being struck by lightning several weeks beforehand.

Sharrying in a celebratory fashion, as seen here in Wrestlemania X, shows just one of its myriad possibilities.  Side note: Scott “Razor Ramon” Hall is clearly giving Bret Hart more than just a friendly look.