i havent had muse all week but what i do have right now is this

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i havent had muse all week but what i do have right now is this

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honestly my blog peaked when i rb’d that screenshot from 03 of martel holding k*mblee at knifepoint and my tags were ‘ #1 like for her to kill him, #1 rb and she steals his outfit off his corpse n saves the military under disguise by shooting bradley’
dojiryu:
hi folks, i dont want to make a post like this but i’m extremely stressed. my dad stole 300 dollars from me that i cant get back as he put it in his bank and upon calling the bank, i see that he’s spent it. now, i dont need the full 300 back (though i would certainly fucking like it as i’m fucking enraged), but i need half of it (150) back to make sure that i dont bounce, as i ordered some essentials off of amazon (dog food, a new keyboard as the cord on mine finally broke, hair care items as testosterone is giving me serious scalp issues, etc) and was incorrectly refunded money, and am afraid my bank is going to fuck around and make me bounce. i just want to have enough in my bank to make absolutely sure i do not bounce from amazon’s pricing mistakes.
if you can at all afford to help me, my paypal is [email protected], and i have a cashapp if its more convenient. normally i would offer art in return for assistance, but my artistic muse is exceptionally low at the moment and i’m afraid all i would produce would be garbage and insulting.
if you can’t afford to help me, it is no biggie, but i sincerely appreciate a reblog. thank you so much.
50/150.
god i love martel sm
WHERE DO YOU GO WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES?
blood.
wash the blood off the bone, drain it into the bowl. rinse, repeat. rinse, repeat. the bowl is full now, and you still aren't allowed to eat the meat. are you supposed to drink the water, stained crimson with blood? your lips sing at the sight of moisture, but something inside you tells you it's wrong to drink it. it's the same way when you go back to school. everyone looks at you like a martyr, a messiah, a heathen. you could save them, but are you really what they want?
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you know, to be honest, somewhere in the past i must have had a draft compiled of headcanons exploring martel’s chimaera anatomy. i can’t seem to find it anywhere but i’m just gonna throw some out on the ringer here for fun, until i come up with a more detailed, in-depth essay:
she is venomous, her canines are laced with a neurotoxin that -- depending on how she holds her bite down on someone, or just where she bites -- can deliver a series of effects ranging from temporary paralysis to straight up painful, seizing, frothing-induced death. it’s not pretty, she does not like being asked to do this.
said canines are very fang-like in resemblance; they’re thinner than a normal human’s and have a very translucent-like look to them. when martel smiles, she doesn’t like to smile with her teeth for this reason if she can’t help it.
she’s somewhat an ectotherm. she can draw out energy from an external source of warmth such as sunlight, and likes to bask in the sunlight. during the seasons of autumn and winter, however, when there’s less sunlight, it isn’t that she has no energy to do anything whatsoever. but she’s noticeably moodier, fatigued, prone to sleeping in, etc.
it is entirely possible that prior to experimentation, she may have had undiagnosed seasonal affective disorder, but now that’s intensified thanks to snake biology.
we’ve seen in canon, especially in fma 03, her inhuman flexibility and the ability to extend her limbs to an abnormal length. keep in mind though, she’s not elastigirl, there is a limit to the latter. if she were to overextend herself, the price to pay later on is extreme pain which renders said limb useless for a solid few hours.
if she lives to an old age (skeptical as she is about that), martel suspects she’s in for chronic pain later in life due to the exertion of said limbs. on the plus side, it doesn’t seem like arthritis is much of a worry since the state of her bones is ???
she can go a solid three months without eating before realizing something is amiss. it’s an honest-to-god genuine thing she’s forgotten to do once or twice, because during those times she was still going about completely fine before realizing ‘oh. my body might start digesting itself soon. better fix that.’
she doesn’t shed skin. or slough, or whatever proper term. there was one instance where, after escaping and when they first arrived in dublith, a scorching summer followed. because she spent so much time outside, her skin started to peel and she started crying, thinking this was something chimera-related. as it turns out, it was merely sunburn. she’s still capable of getting that despite being an ectotherm.
[palpatine vc] there she is! still alive…
OK SO THAT AGED LIKE MILK. AHEM.
TAKE TWO.
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[palpatine vc] there she is! still alive. . .

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CRAP i left out a few things that shouldve been in the fma dump
She knew herself, how she had slowly over, over the years, become a cat, a wolf, a snake, anything but a girl. How she had wrung out her girlhood like death.
Catherynne M. Valente, from Deathless (via lifeinpoetry)
me applying the lyrics of jenny of oldstones to martel and “the [ghosts] who loved her the most” and re: the devil’s nest, her home, “and she never wanted to leave”
the fools who edited martel’s wiki page: she has no kids
me, an intellectual: alphonse snelric

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dusk has settled by now, and she finds him smoking on the rooftops; the devil’s nest is rather cramped and it could be difficult at times to even get a peace of mind, let alone some privacy. ( odds are, that could be better sought in a pissing alleyway than here. ) it’s funny, but doesn’t he thrive off of constant attention and that sort of thing? then again, everyone has their social limits, it’s only human.
human.
a term not applicable to either of them.
doesn’t matter. she didn’t come up here for philosophical conversations about what it means to be one thing or another. though, maybe that’d be a welcome change from the drunken ramblings going on the floor below -- today had been a successful heist, a swinddling that earned several cratefuls of very expensive champagnes and brandy -- as she quietly approaches, takes a seat beside him without asking. no need for it; he’s been teaching her about the impulsiveness of his lifestyle -- to never hold back, to not ask. just do. if you want something, take it.
❛ hey, ❜ she greets, flashing a weary smile. in her hands she reveals something hastily wrapped in a brown cloth. ( if you want it / take it. -- well she’s done exactly that. ) ❛ i uh -- i gotcha something. ❜
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𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐌 𝐎𝐅 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐃 , 𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐔𝐒 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐇𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐎𝐁𝐒𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘 . / second greed, by walker.