lowkey clusterfuck

#have you seem michelles arms #she dont need no help carrying a mini fridge 

omg

I can’t find the video but he told a really funny story about how Michelle and the girls were like a military operation decorating the room and he was standing there useless so they told him to put an Ikea lamp together and he completely fucked it up.

My favourite part about that family is the former President is somehow the dunce of the group.

Give me a twilight au where Bella doesn’t believe in the supernatural. She’s trying to figure out what’s wrong with Eddie boi and he finally says “I’m a vampire” and she’s like “oh yeah right *count Dracula voice* do you vant to suck my blood?” And it’s infuriating for Edward because she comes up with mundane reasons for everything and he spends the rest of the book trying to prove to her he’s a vampire

The Scully and Mulder dynamics

True art

searching for that fine line between “i need to stay informed” and “i can’t take any more of this.”