Pixels and Words

Romance Languages, Dartmouth College

[Five Panel Holiday Illustrated Comic titled “Be The Miracle”.

Panel 1 Description: Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer is sitting on stool, in a bowtie and blazer. He has just finished a seminar on “Be the Miracle”. He says “And that’s how you can be your own Christmas Miracle. Now I’ll take any questions. Let’s start with you ladies in the front.”

Panel 2 Description: The shot is a close-up of Jessica’s face, as she slides down her glasses with one eyebrow raised in the air. This action has been marked “Power Move”. Jessica says to Rudolf “So what you’re saying is, unless someone’s condition is useful to society, they won’t find a purpose?”

Panel 3 Description: A close up shot of Rudolf’s face. He is sweating, and nervous. He responds to Jessica “But they loved me… I-I-I help save x-mas… You’re missing the p-”

Panel 4 Description: The scene cuts off Rudolf’s answer, with a close up of Lianna. She is also in glasses, doing the same Power Move. She adds “And honestly if your father had just accepted you as you are, then would you have needed Santa’s approval?”

Panel 5 Description: The scene cuts back to Rudolf and the girls in the front row. He’s crying uncontrollably, whilst pooping. He says between sobs “Oh you’re right!! Whyy didn’t you love me papa?!”. The girls are sitting in the front row with their arms crossed, and say “That’s right. Let it all out.”]

YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL BEFORE THEY FOUND YOU USEFUL RUDOLF. Don’t let society’s ableism of your condition get you down, we love you boo-boo.

yes Nam was the true revolutionary, not Curtis, and don’t stop talking about that

but remember

Nam was one of the builders of the system. It was an Inuit woman who changed his mind and gave him the idea that they could leave the train

We encountered a rude npc who later turned out to be kinda evil. His name is Lord Barclay.

Paladin, upon meeting him: Pleased to meet you, Lord Barkley.

Later npc, as we investigate a murder: I did meet a rude noble looking fellow. Paladin: Ah yes, Lord Barday, we’ve met him too.

Other npc we investigate: Are you with the lordly man I met earlier? Paladin: No, Lord Shankley is still a suspect.

Paladin: Have you met a rude nobleman named Lord Blimey recently?

When Barclay confronts us before we fight him: You’re in the way of my bounty! Paladin: Stop right there, Barney!

After he escapes, we head back to the city. Paladin, to a guard: Let us know if you see Lord Badcramp.

[Video of Zach Anner and the Quest for the Rainbow Bagel.]