No crying in baseball

screw bedtime 😈😈 tonight we are staying up until 9pm

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

substance “abuse”? that can’t be right…… every substance I use was cherished

@shit-hdb-would-say

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

lets start blair witching it in the corner. together

no one says "ive read enough hentai to know where this is going" anymore

because they dont read enough hentai

so they dont know where its going

nobody knows anything anymore.

do it scared. do it whimpering. do it whining and pleading. do it with a raging hard-on

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

i would get out and VOTE

create a safe space for queer voices

engage in peaceful protest and boycott labubu for 1 day

I'm getting a job inside the labubu asteroid to help make change from within

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice