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Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.

do NOT google "omega heat"

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

brainwashing isnt real dumbass. material circumstance has led me to dress in bondage gear and attack you with evil shadow powers

yes i know good and evil are subjective the demon queen says i have to call them that. she wont bounce on it if i dont

“you couldn’t make this movie today” not because of cancel culture but because big studios aren’t willing to take risks on cool fun new ideas instead of adaptation number 7,000

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up

will they won't they (end this farce). there's only one bed (but for some reason they don't really want to share it). out of context eavesdropping (that paints the relationship in a better light than it deserves). chasing after them to stop them getting on that plane (and stopping them from finally being free)

nobody understands my vision i don't mean any old story where a relationship fails and it's tragic or w/e i mean a story where the intention is for the audience to root for it failing the same way u root for it succeeding in a romance. & when the relationship finally implodes at the climax of the story it's all very cathartic & everybody cheers.

like have u never wanted a fictional couple to break up so badly it hurt?