My Teeth Are Bigger Than Yours

Shork Week Day 2: Let Them Eat Chum

Happy Shark Week! 🦈

And then Shark Week takes me directly from Florida Shark into this... It's no wonder Florida has so many shark attacks when all the sharks are strung out on coke. And it looks like I was right earlier this week when I said sharks like to get fucked up.

I mean, I’d like to believe I know sharks pretty well. I grew up around them. I know what hammerheads are like. That one was not acting normal. I’d normally be pretty comfortable around a hammerhead but just watching how that one was acting made me very uncomfortable.

We finally did it. My home town is finally the shark attack capital of the world.

We finally did it. My home town is finally the shark attack capital of the world.

Paul De Gelder drove his boat right past the Ocean Trail Condominiums.

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All three by moopleaf on twitter!