I'm White and Don't play basketball

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

A Good Diet is important for staying healthy

Hold on I gotta check something

Yeah this is funny

Worlds Shortest Transmasc Falls Between Couch Cushions Never To Be Seen Again

You can get a lot of mileage out of acting all smug and pretending that it's obvious when someone asks you to explain something. This is why you should always assume that when someone does this, they're full of shit.

If there is one thing I have learned about people who are genuinely experts on something, it's that they love to explain shit to people who are interested.

In fact, getting them to STOP talking about it can be a challenge.

Throwing open the gate and dragging into the yard.

as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.

where’s your fucking whimsy, jackass? your compassion? is it only irony and judgement 24/7 for you? booooo

can you fucking man up and play toys outside with me

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

where did op go?

if being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now

not now honey daddy's unleashing his beam attack

everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this song

one thing about orpheus and eurydice is you guys are all like “i’m different i wouldnt turn to look at her” because you are all familiar with the story of orpheus and eurydice. but orpheus wasnt familiar with the story because he was in it lol.

“i wouldn’t look back bc logically if she’s not there it wouldnt help to look and if she is there looking back would cause me to lose her” cool so has love never made you stupid and insane

another thing thats interesting is i think most people assume its a walk of reasonably short length that you have to resist looking back. but we dont know how long that walk was. its out of the underworld, time could work very differently. could be days. could be months. could you walk for months without looking back to see if your love is okay? i dont think you could

Take On 5 Orcs.

Phillip: Hey Blanc I read something most peculiar about the Mona Lisa in the news today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that? Benoit, just returned from Greece: I think I hauve covid.

*survives the horrors by being such a silly goofy guy that my presence fundamentally changes the genre*

Why did this make me laugh

Because my friend you have a jovial soul

california girls we're undetectable

you wont know until it's too late