The Cadavers' Love Shack!!

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Anyways shoutout to Rottys' devastating kick fueled by her immense lesbian power that no one but Shantae herself can match.

Also let's be real, Sky deserved that shit, given how she was awful throughout the entire game. Yes I still am bitter about how much the writing in Seven Sirens was just.....not great-

Also sorry I'm so inactive on posting here, it's a damn shame I don't see more Shantops content on the regular. I should get back to drawing them myself every so often.

Tldr life has been very fucked & I am starting to finally get my shit together & I feel motivated about art again & that means I'll hopefully get around to squeezing in some Shantops art while pumping out my other stuff. Plus I've learned to edit videos (like the one I posted here lmao) & my art has finally started getting better & more creatively fulfilling. idk man it's nice to have positive change

Anyways love you shantops squad, our lesbians remain peak & real.

Also yes I know about the "new" GBA Shantae game. I just hope it's good & well written. But it's also pre-pirates curse so sadly we're not gonna get that damn kiss scene that they better fuckin' put in the game after this bc I am DAMN TIRED OF THE WRITERS BEING COWARDS. JUST LET THEM CONFESS ALREADY, we are LONG overdue by now. It should have happened in Half Genie Hero, that was literally the game that had every single thing set up to have an amazing scene & they just chickened out with the classic "they were close friends" type sh-YES IM STILL SALTY. I will never let that go. That is DUMB & STINKY y'all.

*ok technically it's an old game that's being finished but it's easier to just say new but whatever holy shit a GBA game in 2023 this is fucking awesome

Sorry I've been inactive on this blog btw, I have like 8 total blogs I run & it's hard to be super active on all of them. Plus I don't see nearly enough Shantops content on my feed as much as I should. we need to like, get to fixing that y'all. We need to make more of the peak lesbians.

Anyways I hope it's fine if I kinda use this blog to vent about my personal gripes with the franchise bc I feel like writing wise, I had like.....some pretty glaring issues with the last two games.

But I'd like to issue a callout to WayForward: Guys it is 2023 & I STILL see your official social media accounts calling Shante & Rottytops "Best Friends"

"Best Friends"

I fuckin' promise you, if you acted like Rottytops does to Shantae to your best friend? They will, within less than a week, be asking you to sit down & discuss personal space & how they just want to stay friends.

Shantae & Rottytops dynamic is not "friends" like have you ever played the games? Anyone who has played the games & also has a functional brain can tell you without question that those bitches are advanced lesbians. Like this is the gayest thing to ever gay in the medium of video games. Video gaymes.

They are not close friends lmao. Like that is now how friends act. Y'all @ wayforward are the ones who wrote the games. You guys wrote them to be gay in the first place. This is your doing, none of us did that. You did that. So like, I humbly ask that y'all stop being cowards & just let them kiss ffs. Like: Okay let me bring up one example, though I'll have more to say in the future.

To this day, I am still so fuckin' infuriated that they didn't just let Rottytops confess her feelings outwardly here. Like this was THE time to do that. It would have hit hard & followed up on the last game. But no, nah, they just took the cowards way out.

I know it's dumb to get hung up on this for so long but I just really had to say it bc man it irritates the fuck outta me when I remember it.

In fact, I am gonna just uh

gimme one sec

Like that's.....

That's no ordinary Lesbian-ing™.

That's some Advanced Lesbian-ing™.

Son what do yall think their first kiss went? Gimme them theories, imma use my favorite one as the basis for the comic. :]