if demi lovato wasn’t a pop singer she would be an assistant manager at sephora with a superiority complex

Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them

im 2 ugly they won’t let me in

that and my shirt that says “i eat oil paintings when security guards aren’t looking”

yall be eatin ass when u need to be eatin vegetables

Veggies are nasty tho 🤢

nastier than ass?????

Bone massage… I want soft bones

no you don’t, bitch.

*jiggles and flops towards you* what? Huh?

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

op got assassinated before they could finish revealing the truth