Closet Freaks

Patsy Cline on the corner of The Mint, c. November-December 1962

So glad all you dirty fuckers like our blog. Thank you for following!

Shelly is always looking for BBC (not just black cock, BIG black cock) but if you aren’t in our area- we get a lot of messages and don’t have time to flirt about what would happen if you were here. Seriously appreciate the interest but this blog is very part time and we just don’t have the time to engage with everyone about fantasies or how big your dick is. If you are in our area, please do reach out! We don’t engage with thugs or cocky dudes- that will get you blocked immediately. Please also use proper English, neither of us have ever lived in a trailer park or the projects.

Shelly is always, always looking for a cute girl to play with (that is not trashy). She has really been missing it a lot lately. Please message us (not comment) if you think that might be you! She is not pushy so there is no pressure.

WE are also very much looking for a “unicorn” girl to play with and generally have fun with. Please message us if that’s you or it piques your interest! WE are not pushy so there is no pressure!

We appreciate all the newcomers to the lifestyle but we do not have time to walk you through the process of how to get started. We totally understand what it feels like but again, this is a very part time blog and we are both very busy people. I wish we had time to engage each of you and help you get started. It’s hard enough to find time to actually meet people face to face!

Here are some suggestions to those new to the lifestyle or considering it:

If you are trying to push your wife into it or convince her and she’s not turned on by it, just stop. Don’t be an asshole. She’s not into it and that’s the end of it. Don’t be a creep and allow her to do things that she’s really not into just because you like it. This ONLY works if she has a slut living deep inside her and you make her feel comfortable to let her whore flag fly.

A good way to start off is to have some business cards made with just a kik name, a phone number or an email on it. If she likes the idea of being a slut but she’s super nervous, she can walk up to a guy, whisper in his ear what she wants to whisper, hand him the card and walk away. If he doesn’t reach out, no harm-no foul.

A good way to get the blood flowing is to get a room at a casino and head down for drinks and dancing. PLENTY of opportunities to do the business card thing (and add that you have a room for the night) or for her to wear a short skirt with no undies and give guys on the dance floor a little peek or touch once she’s loosened up. Also it is not possible to behave below standard at a casino because it’s a fucking casino.

Please feel free to message us directly and we will get back to everyone that we can. Odds are very good that we will get back to you if you fall into a category of what we are looking for!!