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Your family member has been abducted and replaced by an alien who is really bad at their job of pretending to be them. However, you donât complain because the alien is still a vast improvement over the original

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guy who goes down on you but heâs kicking his feet and giggling
Imagine drabble
You're at a club after your hero shift, it's dark out, roughly 10pm outside. The whole club is just radiating music from others chatting away, dancing, clinking drinks. Your watch partner - who you happened to be very much friends with benefits - was even in that club. You wanted to relax. Enjoy your time.. but somehow he was on your mind. Tokoyami Fumikage. He was all you can think about. That handsome man with that shitty bird head.. his shitty little friend too. God, that shadow really annoyed the shit out of you sometimes - but hey.. two is better than just one -. Now, now, it wasn't time to dwell on him.. despite the fact you hadn't seen him lingering in the corner of the club. He's been watching you. You two had this friends with benefits thing for a long, long time.. you just.. never had the guts to say anything else. You were waiting on him, little did you know he was waiting on your.
Luckily before you decided to go clubbing, you had went home, showered and styled your hair. You had some delicious curves that bird would love to indulge in. Right. Infront. Of. Everyone. He was the jealous type. The type that craves you. He wants everyone to know you're his despite you two never agreeing on becoming official.
Curves for days, a body con like dress that had slits from the ankles all the way to your love handles - maybe you were a bit scandalous.. no panties either. Why? It'd ruin the look! Your heels clicked as they headed towards the bar, "Ahh! Isn't it Y/N!" The older bar tender chuckled and suddenly a pink haired alien slid right next to you, "Hiya, Y/N! Coming here too?" She giggled with excitement, Mina was rather happy to see you. Jirou was around, so was Momo. You knew some of the other heros were around too but you paid no mind, a smile to your lips,
"Of, Mina.. shitty week involves a fun night out," You stated, looking to the bar tender to order just a 'few shots' (more like seven) before slinking from Minas side to the dance floor. You're buzzed.. you're feeling good! The music played, bounced off the walls of the vibrating building. Eventually enough.. you're sandwiched, but by who? Certainly not by that hot topic chicken you wanted but by red spiked haired man and a blonde. Of course they'd be here, "You look lonely," Chuckled Kirishima, his muscular body pressing against your spine, calloused fingers slinking just below your ribs, "I agree with shitty hair here," The caramel smelling blonde snickered, his own hands just below Kirishimas, his own muscular front pressing slightly against you, breasts oh so delicately pushed up against his chest.
Your cheeks were flushed, the alcohol flushing through your veins, the way their bodies pushed against you, oh you could just have one fantastic night with these two, smooshed up against those muscular bodies, your eyes closed, "You think I'm that lonely?" You laughed, shaking your head, "You must be dreaming," You teased, moving against both men until the beat changed.
You were pushed against them for a while until they split for a drink however you never left.. but you did feel cold until someone else pushed against your back, a familiar smell engulfed you, "You told me you were heading home, Y/N" your name came off as a warning. A grumble. That man was sizzling, boiling with anger, jealousy- how dare you let any other man touch you like that! Why couldn't you be his! The way your hips moved, the grinding - he had enough and waited his chance.
A smirk came to your lips as you pressed your back into him, you're such a brat. Your ass pressing up so tightly against an semi-erect bulge, you couldn't help it, especially when fingers dug into where the slit in your dress ended, "Oh, Tokoyami~" you purred out, your head falling on his right shoulder, his lips to your left ear and even your left hand came up to cup the side of his beak, "Technically I did, to change.. and then I came here," You cooed, "Remember, my pretty bird, you're not in charge, no where close~"
Oh his blood was rushing. You knew it just by how that bulge grew right against your cheeks and those slender fingers tightened into your hips, "Y/N, you know better," Tokoyami warned in such a deep delicious tone - it had you throbbing.
"Do I? Do I really, my pretty bird?" You snickered and his beak dropped to your neck, inhaling the sweet scent that came from you, "Watching you.. with other men.. You know how bad I just want to claim you.. right here - in front of everyone.. all these heros.. watch as I mark what's mine.."
You broke him.. finally, "Oh but my little poet, you have yet to claim me~" You protested.. somewhat. A lame protest anyway. You were testing him.
"All those nights I fucked you underneath me, all those nights where I had you covered in markings, that didn't say anything?" He growled, his beak couldn't help but pry open, taking a chunk of your skin to bite down. He knew you got off to this pain, you're such a pain slut when it comes to him, "Maybe.. maybe I forgot," A laugh left you, your ass grinding gently as the music sped up, "Oh but my pretty one.. I do dare to remind you once we're back home, maybe those marks will be more noticable. Everyone. Will. Know. You're. Mine."
Witchy note;
Should I make another clubbing one with Shinso? đ
Okay can someone like make a shameful smutty fanfic of Jjk where the boys get pissed you went off alone for a curse and then
Heh
Shamefully punished â¨đĽş
Especially Nanami, Gojo, Megumi, Sakuna and Inumaki (please we need that voice demanding us to do things)

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Any other birds, apart from cassowaries, that look like dinos?
thick-billed ravens rank pretty high on the "jesus christ a dinosaur" scale imho
How about this little guy? Vinous-throated parrotbill - just needs some teeny weeny teeth
Emus look quite a bit like Struthiomimus with no tail and tiny wings.
My favorite dinosaur looking bird is the pheasant coucal
Parrot Beak Aseels are quite dinosaur looking! They remind me a lot of skinny Terror Birds and Oviraptors.
Takahe always give me dinosaur vibes. They're BIG, & something about those thick legs, broad beak, tiny eyes, body shape ... when you see them in real life they just FEEL paleo especially when you see them alongside their sleek little pukeko cousins
roadrunners remind me of little Velociraptors
Got a few more for you: smooth-billed ani
Ground hornbills (why is baby dino so baby)
Hornbills in general have great "prehistoric" vibes
Others may not agree, but I think spur-winged geese count
pesquetâs parrot
vulturine guineafowl
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Look at all those dinosaur looking dinosaurs
Bearded vulture đ
denki, crying and screaming and thrashing on the floor: please!!! please please just sit on my face please
oh to be a pirate being rescued by mermaids
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I can assure everyone I'm alive, shit just got in the way â¨
Maybe I'll finally have motivation to finish that smut I talked about đĽ´

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Twice: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
Shigaraki: I donât know. Sometimes we throw things at Dabi.
Twice: Whoâs Dabi?
Shigaraki: Dabi!
Shigaraki: [Throws a microwave at Dabi]
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Belphie: Beel, you are thousands of years old.
Belphie: I'm not gonna get mad at you for saying "fuck".
Beel: F-
Beel: ...I'm scared.
Lucifer: you know i can't say no to you when you look at me like that.
Mc: that's why i look at you like that.
Mc: haha I should have Lucifer kill you for that.
Lucifer peering around the corner: who do I need to kill?
Mc: no I was just kidding around
Lucifer on demon form: no, who's bothering you?

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Levi: truth or dare?
Mammon: pfft, dare. DUH.
Levi: okay, tell us a secret!
Mammon: fine, i have a crush on Mc.
Satan: no, he said a secret.
Mc: I was wondering about date night tonight. Do you want to stay in? Cause you know what that means.
Satan: Romantic dinner and reading books together?
Mc: Sex on the couch.
Satan: Or your thing.
Mc: Actually reading together sounds great.
Satan: Or your thing.